In a fight who would win: toothless crack whore with a baby on her hip armed with a broken bottle?, or a one eyed midget with a black belt degree?
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POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT
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My money is on the crack whore!
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the midget!:)
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definitely not this question :)
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The one eyed midget. But there are a lot of two eyed "midgets" who run around everyday who are just as reckless and scary! Just ask any elementary school teacher! ((((POLICE)))), when I first read this question, I couldn't help but envision Britney Spears in the scenario! Lol.
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the midget for sure. What would he have a black belt in? (just for scenario purposes...)
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I'm going with the toothless crack ho because its really a Midget she's carrying not a baby. So we have a crack ho with her evil midget swinging a weapon versing a one eyed midget with black belt. How's the midget's defective one eye going to keep up with a crack addict, and crazy midget?! :( Poor one eyed midget, he won't even know what hit him;maybe its better this way...its not easy being the one eyed midget form of Bruce Lee.
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It depends on whether or not the midget has a "rock" in his pocket or is coming to collect rent. A toothless crack ho gets secret superpowers when there is an opportunity for a new stash or some rent avoidance. Every good landlord ninja one eyed midget knows that. It's a good way to take a good old fashioned ghetto a$$ whuppin.
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