When life hands you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade. What happens when you are handed a pile of stinking dog poop?
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Wendora
ANSWERS: 36
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Compost.
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Get a bag and scoop it up. Or a PooperScooper™.
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People used to collect, and pay for, dog excrement in order to extract salpeter with which to make gunpowder, used in the manufacture of fireworks. Make fireworks.
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Set it on fire and put it on your enemies porch!
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Why, make poopade, of course!
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wallow in it
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Give it back. Trade it in. Dont accept the charges. Just say "no". Glad you are still around :)
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that is a good question, i will get back to you
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You make fertilizer, in order to grow the lemons.
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make poo-pies of course.
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Grab the pooper scooper and get on with your life...or put it ina bag and toss it on the step of whoever handed it to you!
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You use it for fertalizer to grow a lemon tree.
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IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time Ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen, A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing, Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him. The moral of the story 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
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A flaming doggy bag for someone's porch.
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I would quickly "make" for the toilet and flush it then wipe any remnants in the face of the person who handed it to me.
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Step on it.
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You use it as fertilizer and grow some really pretty plants!
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Fertilizer for a lemon tree.
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Exactly the same, have fun trying to sell it though
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You make a poo-poo platter.
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when life hands you lemons, throw them at people. when life hands u poop, i guess u still trow it at people. heehee.
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Shit Happens......
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Put it in a jar, let the methane rise out of it. Then open the jar and get high off the fumes!
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make a compost?
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Make compost.
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Make Fresca.
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hose it down and wait for the next pile
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build a house with it like in africa
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make a poopshake
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Change the dogs diet.....................
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When life gives you shit, make fertilizer.
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Stuff it in a bag, put it on life's porch, and set it on fire.
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Trow it back or burn it on someones front porch.
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make poopjuice
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Use it as fertilizer
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Make poop-aid. LMAO
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