Well, I wouldn't say anything. If God is omniscient, he would know what I was thinking, so saying anything is completely redundant.

Why the hell did you pile so much s#%t on me at one time? You made me think you werent real!

hows it goin? lol

"Oops... my bad. No hard feelings, right? Right?... Stairs that way, then?"

"Wow, so this is awkward..."

Whatever the guy in front of me said if he got in... otherwise, if I knew I was going to Hell, I would grab on tightly to God and take him down along with me.

tell me please, what is your name? millions of people have been worshipping you for hundreds of years and no one knows your name. Folks just think your name is God. Or a variation like, one true God, or Almighty God. Some think your name is Yahweh. Some say it is Jehovah. Some just call you Lord. Every other religion, folks have a name for their GOD. The egyptians called their God, RA. as in Ra for Ray of Sunshine. as an atheist, I dont believe in God. God is nameless and generic and neutral. Who are You?

God, I'm sorry that I doubted your existance on Earth, but you should hear some of the things your Christian followers say of you. They declare that you hate us homosexuals, they tell us that if we don't believe we will go to Hell. Lord, they think that you are a hateful and unforgiving God who would pass judgement on silly things like that, rather than what we've actually done in life. Lord, throughout my life I have been through many trials, but still I never killed anyone, I never intentionally harmed anyone. I fought for good causes, for people who want to put a ban on creatures that you created as wolves and then they bred into something they've now decided that they don't like. I became best friends with a recovering drug addict and I helped him in his times of desperation. In addition, oh Lord, I have donated money and volunteered my time to good causes, such as preserving the beautiful Earth you created and helping those without homes. There are some who don't think we are damaging your Earth, Lord, and I defended it. So tell me, Almighty God, will you send me to Hell for who I chose to lay with and what I chose to believe before I knew that you existed? Or shall I be struck down into the fire for being the way you made me?

hey big man nice haircut lol

Probably something like.. "hmm..well I be damned!" LOL

I'll be damned...Give me five!

I would just say, "psh."

Oh well, looks I owe my uncle 20 quid. He's already in there so just let me in to pay him and I'll be riiiiiiiiiiight back.

So...........(tumble weed blows by).... Sorry ...about all....that.... Can I come in? Well, I did come all this way...what's that? None of my friends are here? Ah...screw it...

"So I probably shouldn't have listened to the snake?"