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by BobSaccamano-is-back on November 19th, 2006

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What is your favorite Simpsons quote?

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  • by lightfly on November 20th, 2006

    lightfly

    D'oh!!

    (Bad video quality)

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  • by tpt123 on December 10th, 2006

    tpt123

    Bart: I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks AND blows!

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  • by Jenniferocious on December 22nd, 2006

    Jenniferocious

    Wiggum: How come you're not at school.
    Ralph: My teacher said she's tired of trying.
    ---------------------------
    Ralph Wiggum (after walking into the 'Adults Only' section in the comic store): Everybody's hugging!
    ---------------------------
    Ralph Wiggum: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
    ----------------------------

    Yes yes... Ralph is one of my favorites...

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  • by trouble54 on November 22nd, 2006

    trouble54

    Homer: I'm not normally a religious person, but if your up there save me superman!

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  • by lizvelrene on November 19th, 2006

    lizvelrene

    Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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  • by Aristocles on November 22nd, 2006

    Aristocles

    Homer, acting as if he is Mr. Burns with a high pitched voice: Hello, I'm Mr. Burns.

    Guy: Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

    Homer, still with high voice: I... don't know.

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  • by zazzy_one on November 22nd, 2006

    zazzy_one

    Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.

    ZAZZY'S FAVORITE QUOTE FOLLOWS (Drumrolllllllll):
    Homer: But I'm using my whole ass.

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  • by SalientAlien on December 4th, 2006

    SalientAlien

    Homer singing: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

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  • by Anonymous on March 10th, 2007

    Anonymous

    Bart-eat my shorts!

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  • by redb_ball is away on November 22nd, 2006

    redb_ball is away

    Bart- Did you know that most people use only 10% of their brain? I am now one of them!

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  • by cavallerizza on November 22nd, 2006

    cavallerizza

    "Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." Homer Simpson

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  • by anonymous on December 26th, 2006

    anonymous

    (Tongue-in-cheek )

    Marge: Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They've just made a terrible life choice.

    and

    Ned Flanders: I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans.

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  • by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on March 7th, 2007

    Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989

    There are so many its so hard to choose...

    The Cartridge Family -
    Guy in shop: Sorry, theres a three day waiting period for your gun.
    Homer: Three days!! I'm mad now! Grr I'd kill you if I had my gun...
    Guy: Yeah well you don't.

    Marge: Homer, I told you this morning no guns at the dinner table!
    Homer: You said the breakfast table!
    Marge: ITS THE SAME TABLE!!

    Treehouse of Horrors-
    Kent Brockman:(The news top story in a serious voice)And the fluffy kitten played with the string, all through the night. (happy voice) On a lighter note local bartender Moe Syslak was brutally murdered last night...

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  • by Masterman on January 2nd, 2007

    Masterman

    (Bart and lisa are fighting on the ground)
    Ralph: Why can't you be friends like me and Mr pinkie? (raises his hand to pick his nose but gets his eye) OWW! thats it you've betrayed me for the last time. (Takes out scissors)

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  • by O_hare on December 4th, 2006

    O_hare

    I got some more.

    Homer: My ears are burning.
    Lisa: I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
    Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
    Homer: Yes. *lie detector blows up*

    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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  • by Captain Birdseye on November 22nd, 2006

    Captain Birdseye

    At the end of the episode where Bart is on happy pills and goes nuts-

    Marge- No more of those fancy pills, from now on it's good old fashioned Ritolin.

    Bart- Aye carumbah!

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  • by ACCOUNT CLOSED on April 30th, 2008

    ACCOUNT CLOSED

    I have several favorites from The Simpsons, including:
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    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
    .
    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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    Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud...Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
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    Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

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  • by sxc bumble bee on April 7th, 2007

    sxc bumble bee

    Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

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  • by Anonymous on January 6th, 2007

    Anonymous

    Homer - "Lisa, remember always give in to peer pressure."
    Lisa - "But what if..."
    Homer - "Always give in!"

    Ralph - "Why does everyone run from me" then he pees his pants.

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  • by RFlagg on January 2nd, 2007

    RFlagg

    Marge- "I'm not Afraid!"
    Grandpa-"Then you're not paying close enough attention!"

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  • by Tantric on January 1st, 2007

    Tantric

    Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

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  • by easthill on December 31st, 2006

    easthill

    Wiggam: "Sure we'll help ya. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn!

    Homer: Yeah Mo, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
    Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
    Homer: I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

    Marge: Homer! Have you been drining?
    Homer: No. Well...ten beers.

    Homer: My boloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My boloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R.

    Homer: (Blowing sadly into Lisa's saxaphone) Saxamaphone...Saxamaphone..

    Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

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  • by jt007m on November 22nd, 2006

    jt007m

    From a Halloween episdoe -

    Lisa: Wait a minute, Xena can't fly.
    Lucy Lawless: I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

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  • by OverRate_504 on November 22nd, 2006

    OverRate_504

    Homer: "Let me give you a tour of our house, this is one of our many light switches, it does two things, on, off, on, off,... humm i'm not sure what this switch does..." (i think thats how the quote goes, you get the general idea.)

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  • by Fun on March 7th, 2007

    Fun

    Ralph Wiggum: Ugh this tastes like grandma! (after eating tomacco)

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  • by Abberz on January 22nd, 2007

    Abberz

    Marge: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters.
    Homer: Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.

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  • by Chickpea on January 8th, 2007

    Chickpea

    Homer - "no TV and no Beer make Homer something something"
    Marge - "go crazy?"
    Homer - "don't mind if I do" begins crazy noises running around etc :)

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  • by Simply msFortunate on January 4th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    Chief Wiggum: (picks up the phone) No, you have the wrong number. This is 9-1......2.

    Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer...something something.
    Marge: Go...crazy?
    Homer: Don't mind if I do! (Homer goes on Shining-like insanity rampage)

    Homer: You suck-diddly-uck, Flanders!

    Flanders: Hey Homey, I can see your doodle!

    Flanders: Hidelihodeli!
    Homer: Get lost, Flanders!
    Flanders: Okely-dokely!

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  • by Anonymous on January 1st, 2007

    Anonymous

    "hello come again" "our beefjercky is almost 100 percent rectum free" and Homer after being shot in the ass with a falling bb gun "not the good cheak"

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  • by Constel on December 31st, 2006

    Constel

    Homer: D'oh!

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  • by teknimage on December 31st, 2006

    teknimage

    "Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!" - Marge Simpson

    "But you said lying makes Baby Jesus cry!" - either Rod or Tod Flanders

    "The doctor says I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there." - Ralph Wiggum

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  • by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on December 31st, 2006

    Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony

    I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing (I'm pretty sure Bart said it)

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  • by sleepy kitty on December 26th, 2006

    sleepy kitty

    when Sideshow Bob was going for parole" no one who speaks german can be an evil man'

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  • by Midnighttoker on December 22nd, 2006

    Midnighttoker

    don't have a cow man!

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  • by mac1896 on December 19th, 2006

    mac1896

    Homer, escaping PBS by becoming a missionary: Help me Jebuz !!

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  • by seaofgrass on December 4th, 2006

    seaofgrass

    Homer to God: Please God, bring my family to heaven, they can't be on Earth, it's horrible down there!

    God: I know what you mean, i sent ym son down there a long time ago...he's never been the same since

    -See Jesus on a swing, kicking his legs slightly, looking down at the dirt, not moving much, not talking-


    or "I wish God was alive to see this"


    i know both are of god, but a lot fo the other good ones are all ready taken! D'OH!

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  • by O_hare on November 22nd, 2006

    O_hare

    Bart: Lisa finish this sentance for me.

    Bart: I got a father that lookes like a guerilla.

    Reverend: We play Bingo,
    Homer: Bingo! I love that game but I can't remember what to say when you win.
    Reverend: Bingo?
    Homer: Bingo! thats my favorite game but i can't remember what to say when you win.
    Reverend: Why don't you just say Yay I win.
    Homer: Bingo!

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  • by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on April 30th, 2008

    ChandaDiane - est. 1975

    Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo-hoo!

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  • by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on April 30th, 2008

    ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness

    "Doh"

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  • by Darkling on July 21st, 2007

    Darkling

    From the episode "HOM'R"

    Homer: I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant.
    Marge: Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother.
    Homer: C'mon, Marge, we're a team. It's uter-US, not uter-YOU.
    Marge: Forget it!

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  • by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on April 24th, 2007

    El Soupy spanish for the soupy

    Mick Jagger: Come on homer, it's only rock and roll camp
    Homer: But I like it

    Milhouse: remember the time you killed my fish, then hid my fish, and told me I never had a fish? Then why did I have the bowl bart? why did I have the bowl.

    Milhouse: Its Lisa, and she looks like Blossom

    Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Naruda

    (this one was physical)
    Bart makes a joke into his voice recorder turns it off, pauses, then turns it back on to keep on laughing

    Fat Tony: The kiss of death, Just what I needed

    Jimbo Jones: My shirt is chaffing can I take it off?
    barts girlfriend: yes
    Jimbo Jones: Oh no, now my pants are chaffing

    Jimbo Jones Jr to lunch lady bart in the future
    Your Creamed Corn tastes like creamed crap!

    Bart over mr microphone to rod and tod:
    Do you want a happy god or a vengefull god
    Rod & todd: HAPPY GOD!

    Rod and Todd: Yeah! Imigination Christmas!!

    Barney: awe we could have stayed at the bar and shot rats
    Moe: Hey those arent your rats barney.

    I think thats more than one

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  • by Nixon646 on March 28th, 2007

    Nixon646

    When Lenny and Carl are apart of The Stonecutters and are trying to keep it from Homer. Lenny always starts to say somthing to Homer and Carl cuts him off and says Shhuutt uuupp. Well one scene, Lenny starts to say something to Homer about it and Homer in return tells him Shhuutt uupp!

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  • by lizard_king_21 on March 27th, 2007

    lizard_king_21

    homer: Oh , and how is EDUCATION supposed to make me feel smarter. Besides, everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course and i forgot how to drive?
    Marge: Thats because you were drunk!
    Homer: Aaand How!

    Or

    Automated Operator:
    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. to obtain a dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm.

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  • by wmax351 on March 27th, 2007

    wmax351

    "This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a car......of some sort, Heading in the direction of..You know...that place that sells chili. Suspect is Hatless. Repeat: Hatless"

    Chief Wiggum

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  • by horsegal13 on March 10th, 2007

    horsegal13

    Dr. Nick :Hiya ev-ree-body....
    (everyone else with low enthusiasm)Hi Dr. Nick...
    ----------------------------------
    (Classic) Homer: D'oh!!
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    Bart: Eat my Shorts!!!
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    Bart: Hi, could i speak to Mr. Freely, first initials I.P.....
    Moe: I. P. Freely, is there an I.P. Freely in the building?
    Bart: Ha ha ha (hangs up)
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    All great ones....

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  • by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 9th, 2007

    In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master

    -Abe Simpson: "I'm afraid of the future!!!"(from the video game)
    -Homer Simpson: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel"
    -Homer: "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos"
    -Bart Simpson: "Aye Carrumba!"
    -Bart Simpson: "Eat My Shorts!!!"
    -Homer Simpson: "Mmm, Beer. Mmm, 64 slices of american cheese. Mmm, chicken. Mmm, waffle runoff. Mmm, something".

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  • by gamergirl on March 2nd, 2007

    gamergirl

    My two favorites are

    "Life doesnt suck...life is easy YOU suck" (it was the rich guy when homer went to night school)

    and

    "Good job Ralphie now you know what you gotta do, Burn em all!!! "

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  • by Scythe on January 2nd, 2007

    Scythe

    Indian 1 <looks at the can of beer and a tear forms in his eye>
    Indian 2 "you think thats bad, dont turn around"
    <fade out, Indian 1 screams>

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  • by mstdawn on January 1st, 2007

    mstdawn

    Bart: Your dammed if you do your dammed if you dont!

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  • by AussieMan on January 1st, 2007

    AussieMan

    In the game, "The Simpson's Road Rage" Apu sings, "We going to have a sale for $19.99".


    (related to the song, "We gonna party like its 1999")

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