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stop stabbing yourself in the leg..and it wont hurt!
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"try lubricating it first :/"
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don't do that!!!!
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"Yes, I can see why that would hurt. That'll be $100, please."
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take 2 aspirins and call me tomorrow and please pay on the way out
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Don't do it anymore.
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"How 'bout you stop smoking weed? Then maybe those holographic pirates will stop throwing knives at your head..."
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You gotta get yourself a girlfriend my friend! ;)
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"I'm not surprised, toothpicks are not exactly ideal for picking your nose!"
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I went to my Doctor and told him, "Doc, when I eat apple pie, I get sick." The Doctor replied, "Don't eat apple pie! That will be $85.00." (True story) He went on to say that allergy tests are painful and expensive and giving up apple pie was easier, but it was funny.
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You're finger is broken.
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