How do I get on national TV?
by 
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ANSWERS: 5
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Streak at a football match.
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Commit a tragic crime, such as a massacre. Although I'd go for something a little more subtle. :)
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sucessfully amputate siamese twins with a knife and fork
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Kill someone important, embarass yourself hugely, or become a news anchor.
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Audition for COPS...
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