the devils apple

Any kinda Fish i'd say.. you could get worms!! lol

the devils apple

Anything below the top section of the food pyramid.

I was always told you should never eat anything larger than your head. I've tried to live by this.

Drawing pins, staples or anything else that's likely to shred your insides.

Stableboy: That's my motto! It's on my door! Look, I'll show you!

Metal

the bri=unewhich whatever that is!

Poop.

Mountain oysters.

deep fried twinkies. they are really bad for you! and mcdonalds. i guess once in a while is ok, but anymore than that and you'll turn into a baloon.

Spinach--on a date---it gets stuck in your teeth

I defiantly won't eat okra, but you definitely shouldn't eat that blue stuff that's been in your fridge since Aunt Mabel sent you home with leftovers last March.

My husband's cooking. He burned fish sticks and macaroni and cheese. The kids won't let him cook any more. They say they'd rather wait until I get home or not eat at all!

Anything Hannibal Lecter recommends. Although liver accompanied by fava beans and a nice chianti does sound pretty good.

Poison!

cyanide

The only thing I ever ate and regretted was a dried cricket. My friends and I found them in New York City and though it would be funny to try, but they taste horrible, and when you bite down on their heads, a pocket of dusty air explodes inside your mouth and has the worst taste I have ever had. Also, due to the dusty nature of them, the taste remained in my mouth for ages.

Your nephew's goldfish.

Don't want to give anyone any bad ideas, but if you have the urge to eat things you shouldn't, you can start reading about "pica" here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29

Anything that came out of Texas.

Your pets or members of your family

Never EVER eat an unripe persimmon! It is so sour and vile, and it has some kind of chemical action where it sucks all the moisture out of the inside of your head, beginning with your saliva. I did this once, foolishly, and the effects made me ill for hours. I was scared like a puppy slapped on the nose with a paper. Unfortunately because of this one bad experience, I have never tasted a ripe one!

Wildly grown mushrooms... very poisonous and fatal...

Yourself!!!

my ex-wives' cooking ( would not wish that on any one!) lol no thats true! she even would not eat it! who could!!

DFAC food!!!

something inedible

You should never eat anything from one of those chip vans that park outside bars and clubs at 2 or 3 in the morning. Food poisoning still happens, even when you're under in the influence!!!!!!!! lol

Anything that smells bad, looks bad or tastes bad.

This was brought up by Darkling in response to a life lessons-type question. Lukewarm Chinese buffet. Although at this point in time I would strongly advise against hot Chinese buffet food, too.

Cyanide or Anthrax

Cyanide, Cesium, Rubidium

humans and like stableboy and boredasmustard said nothing larger than your head!

Babies.

crow, baby, crow

cherry pits, stems and leaves.

Anything stuck under a chair. Didn't you listen to your mothers when you were little?

rocks

More than one kiloburger per sitting. See: http://moshavnick.blogspot.com/2006/11/my-third-kilo-burger-at-normans-in.html

They say you shouldn't eat a polar bears liver 'cos you overdose on a certain vitamin "K" I think!? feel free to correct me if anyone knows better, or endorse if i'm right.

any kind of mushrooms you picked and don't know what they are. The same with berries.

Supposedly they contain cyanide and when consumed in large portions can be fatal. Then again hair contains arsenic. Both are not very fun to eat though.

a lot of pruns, or lots of beats and pamagranet seeds! your shit is purple for a week! no joke, go try it your self!

You should never ever eat a human because that called canabilism and is disgracful to society and is totally disguisting, also that should be an exucation trial starter.

Cat litter.

Captain Obvious here to say poison

Foie Gras- it's a discusting food item. It's also really expense. I think it's like goose liver or something...

KFC

Rhubarb leaves (poison) - or steak tartare (parasites!)

Those weird berries beside my house.

You should only eat things as big as of both of your hands together unless its a part of an animal like a cow or somthing along the lines.

Car wax??? My brother had to have his stomach pumped when he was 4.

That packaging stuff that comes in new purses and new shoes. The stuff that says 'DO NOT EAT' .evol ni

BE THEE FAIRED IN THE NOW COMING OF ONES WARNING! I, IN ONE COMPLETE WHOLE, HAD COME AND POSSIBLY GIVEN THE TRULY SICKEST OF PONDERED THOUGHTS UPON THIS VIEWING PAGE. IN TRUTH, IT COMES DUE TO A HARD DROPPING OF MULTIPLE INCIDENTS UPON THINE HEAD AS A CHILD. I MUST SAY, IF YOU DON’T WISH TO PERUSE THROUGH A HEAPING HELPING OF MIND-OOZE FROM THE ILL, THEN PERHAPS THIS PARODY INTO THE ULTRA- DISGUSTING MAY AS WELL BE NOT SEEN AT EVEN THE NANO’S-GLANCING! Oh boy, there are so many non-ingestable understandings, arsenic, hemlock, anything that my sweetums may attempt to produce in the kitchen area, Oh, and any foodstuffs that one might find either under the sofa, or refrigerator. Although, after thinking on it, I would have to say, that under any given situation, never, ever eat anything that happens to be a sebaceously-secretionous, thick-like or gelatinous pustenance that may be flowing out of, in a slow continuous flow, any shinny, bulbous, bump-like lesion there upon any part of the body! More so, especially upon any where the discharge emits from a festering open puss producer , that might lay in a gritty coating between one's backums-holie crack areas , and/or ever let happenstance force one to delve with-in any sticky-like adhesion, mated in attachment unto an unfamiliar emitting aroma, there laden in nestle to the folds of certain woman’s lower frontie-parts. It should be obvious to all, but there are those some, that go, OOPS, dopey me, now lookie the mess! So, if one MUST partake upon such uncommon fare, in absolute necessity, then well, when you do, REMEMBER to NEVER satisfy those cravings of desire, through attempted corn-on-the-cob-like actions with-in some soft, comfy patch of Chlamydia, nor do bring any form of biting action onto, or unto the carbuncle, boil, or goiter waddle! Self explanatory, YES, as all involve a forever mistake of unforgettable horrors, from the many different, and unsavory fluid like discharges thus exploding into ones oral cavity. Okie-Bee-Ba-Dokie, I do believe one has crossed that ever so understood threshold of communal decency, and forever apologies come bestowed unto all areas, near, and far. May you all be well, and now informed to just how ill I truly am, and speaking of me, right now, well I do believe an most expedient dash to the lavatory is subsequently the place to occupy just about now, as I have truly to the utmost, sickened myself beyond all known description. OH MY GOD, RUN MAN, RUN! Blaahgggah-Blurgle-cowelogel-Bruuuuuush-ag-ag-ag-ugh. Oh, and PEACE all! Parody, and not to be taken in any form as serious thought, or implication..

Mistletoe and Pointsettas. Very poisonous plants. Keep your pets away from them if you have either of these in your house! Also-anything that won't easily come out your bunghole! I was reminded of a joke I once heard about a guy who takes his monkey to a bar. The monkey goes over to the pool table and thinking the balls are a fruit pops one into his mouth and swallows it. A couple days later the guy returns to the bar with his monkey. There is a basket of grapes sitting on the counter. The monkey picks one off, sticks it in his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender says "That is disgusting! What the heck is that monkey doing?" To which the guy says "Ever since he ate that ball off the pool table the other day, he measures everything before he eats it."

Oleander leaves!

your fingers

anything you fear and don't respect.

human beings, arsenic, oyster stew, needles...

My cooking.

the diet gurus say not to overeat any liver (shark liver could be the worst) because you surely die. but any liver eaten in small servess is the best source 0f vitamin A or D or both. Never heard of vit K.

octapus raped around a stick (alive) *frogs *dogs *horse

Condalesa Rice.