Do you know a rude joke?
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Orangy Energy
ANSWERS: 3
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Yes. LOL. A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?" He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos." She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell." St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized." She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
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There were three witnesses brought before a judge, to testify to seeing a couple having sex in a public park. The judge looks at the first witness and says, "tell me what you saw." The first witness says, "I saw these two people fucking in the park." Furiously, the judge says, "Five dollar fine for using profanity in this court!" And the bailiff takes the first witness away. The judge looks at the second witness, and makes the same request. And just like the first witness, the second witness says, "I saw these two fucking in the park." Once again, the judge angrily exclaims, "Five dollar fine for using profanity in this court!" The second was led out of the court. The judge, getting a little more than aggitated, looked at the third witness and said, "Well?" The third witness, looked straight at the judge, and said, "I saw ten toes up. I saw ten toes down. I saw two slimy butts goin' round-and-round. Her's was open and his' was in. If that ain't fucking--you can fine me TEN!!!" The judge let the witness go.
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Yes. but i'll let someone esle tell it.
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