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My dog is bringing it to you right now. Expect him soon.
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God has my cell number and can call me direct so if he does call, I will.
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Whoa, hold up! I was told to the same thing! Get behind me, Satan!
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Hell, where is Jimmy Swaggart when you need him...????
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My god told me different. Beware you are worshipping a false idol.
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My dog (Cujo) wants to meet you dog in person. My 2 cents. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1868472780264472693&q=cujo&ei=-HiXSLXdGI3YqQLixZi1BQ&hl=en
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Yup...count me in. The check is in the mail. This is the reason I do not attend church. I could be a great preacher...I have the gift of gab. I could tell everyone God speaks to you though me, he says blah blah blah. I am not against God I do believe in him. I just think christianity and the church thing is over-rated.
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No. I think you have problems no non-professional can heal.
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Nice try but, in order to do that more effectively, you need to go on TV on Sunday morning
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Strange, God told me how to spend all my money and He didn't mention you or your dog.
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As soon as I get the call I will. I'm standing by my phone right now. But don't be long...
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Yes. I put a check in the hands of my dear aunt who has now departed for Heaven. I told her to give the check to Jesus so that he could pass it on to you. Hope this helps the little pooch.
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I'm afraid I would be more apt to trust your dog, than I would to trust you. Blasphemy may seem humorous to some in this lifetime, but an eternity to reconsider grave error is a long, long time. IHS, Bruce http://christiansoldiersonline.org
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I can't help you but I can refer you to a psychiatrist.
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I'll send your dog a thousand dog biscuits
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Only if the request came directly thru a televangelist
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