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imortal
ANSWERS: 13
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first of all. QUIT IT! 2, dont lie. People hate liars.
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tell the truth' why do you want to lie ?
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i don't really like suggesting ways cutters can prolong their cutting. but, i'm no one to say you shouldn't engage in it. here's a few. most outrageous lie of mine- the wire of my notebook got me. believable- i was washing dishes, dishwasher accident, cat marks(do you have a cat? i don't but wish i could have used this one), or just say "you won't believe me" or other off the wall remarks like "the gnomes got me".
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You're a professional boar wrestler.
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dont lie just say something like i went through a tough time and did some stupid stuff. if its some random person you dont know and dont plan on creating a relationship with though you could just tell them you had lots of cats and none of them were declawed (past tense means you dont need to actually have a cat to tell this one)
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lets see i've done dog attacted me note book wire rose bush got me bad fell on pavement and there was glass on it i was drawing on my arm with a red pen and it wasn't comeing out and next thing i knew i was bleeding o also if you need to cut and hide it somewhere to the top of your shoulder and just where short sleves the reason i am ok with telling you this is because i know how essental it can be to do at some points but know that you have to stop at some point
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Say something bizarre. The truth is always best in some situations, though. But since I can't tell a lie for every scar, bizarre things get people to drop the subject most of the time. Some things I've used: I wrestled/slept with a hedgehog/porcupine. Ninjas Monkeys Pirates Ninja pirates Alien abduction Fell out a window escaping the bank I was robbing Spy mission Rabid (Insert animal here. I usually go for giraffe.) Clowns Flying knives I walked onto an archerry field Swordfight Swordfish fight Pirhana attack A banana Pretend you have amnesia Scream and freak out And then some (semi)believable lies: Cat Dog Rat Rosebush Fell out of a tree Hopped a fence Surgery wounds Cousin got angry and attacked with scissors when he was 3 Itched too hard Wiped out boogieboarding (Really happened to me. i have the scars from it.) Some other things: Brush it off. Say it's nothing. Say you got cut. Honesty. They might not believe you. Ask them why its their business.
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My automatic response to just about any injury, doesn't matter what it's from... "I don't remember."
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http://S2.WebStarts.com/scarsbegone/index.html The person who put up this site used to cut also..It might be worth a try..
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Bushes Cats "It's a long story" "I'd rather not remember, but it involved duct tape and wheels"
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Say nothing. If they ask, say, "What scars?"
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What do you mean?
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People aren't stupid. They'll figure it out. Best thing to do is wear long sleeves (assuming they're on your wrists) and try not to hurt yourself again or find some other part of your body to cut on.
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