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by MagicSquares on July 30th, 2008
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
by PharFigNewton on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Ane others don't
by verbal_assassin on July 30th, 2008
roses are red
pickles are green
when i see your face
i want to scream
roses are red
some socks are black
wont you be my daddy mack
roses are red,
violets are blue
god made me handsome,
what happened to you?
by LashTyphoon on July 30th, 2008
i heard this one in 6th grade...AHEM..
Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs and ill give you some power.
ROFL!
by Jeztyr - whispering in the ears of kings on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
horses that lose,
are turned into glue.
by king of ellipses on July 30th, 2008
roses are red
violets are purple
I like you a lot, but, damn, nothing rhymes with that
by .....----- on July 30th, 2008
its not the best but i like it.
roses are red
violets are blue
your passionate kiss
gave me the flu
by needtoknow on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red
Frogs are green
you're the uglist person
I've ever seen.
That's just a joke , nothing personal, of course, I don't know you.:)
by PharFigNewton on July 30th, 2008
Courtesy of the Animaniacs:
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
but it just isn't true
Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
But, ah, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme violet"
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on July 30th, 2008
This one's from the show "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" - If you haven't seen it, you probably won't get it...
Will: "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Jazz and I are black, but Carlton, what are you?
by SquareFan on August 10th, 2009
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Monkeys like YOU,
belong in the zoo.
But don't be afraid,
I'll be there too!
Not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
LOL.. I thk is not bad=D
by dezzie on April 3rd, 2009
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem sucks
But hey I love you
by ChrisChambers4ever on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red,
violits are blue,
today i look hot,
and you always do!
by Mexico Dude on January 26th, 2009
roses are red
some condoms are blue
STD's are contagious
so watch who you screw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red,
I hate your guts.
The end.
by Dharma on August 3rd, 2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wherever you go
I'll be here for you
KInda ordinary
by Halskiisaklink on August 3rd, 2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I'm never gonna give up on youuu....
http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
by spare40 on April 20th, 2009
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
as long as forever,
I'll love only you!
by ard munch on February 4th, 2009
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
cheesy, i know, but my boyfriend in middle school wrote it on his first valentine's day card to me.
by SAGE2 on August 14th, 2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I sure like myself
Hell - why don't you!?
by Anonymous on August 14th, 2008
roses are reddish violets are bluish
if it weren't for jesus we'd all be Jewish
by Meeks23 on February 14th, 2010
Roses are red sky lights are blue love is a drug and I'm adicted to you
by Rinmarie on February 9th, 2009
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I was a hooker
I wouldn't charge you!
by Mexico Dude on January 26th, 2009
roses are blue violets are red
am hungry so i made a sandwitch
by Kimmy on January 26th, 2009
roses are red violets are blue my brothers socks smell but not as bad as you.
by Miss Awesome on January 25th, 2009
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.
by verbal_assassin on August 15th, 2008
roses are red
violets are blue
Bush is a dumbazz
is McCain is one too
a neg? typical red conservative forum.
by Peetee on August 14th, 2008
The roses are withered
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Dandelions are yellow
Lillies are white
This poem doesn't rhyme
But at least it is accurate
by Jade on August 14th, 2008
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When it rains
I think of you...
Drip, drip, drip.
by wolfsquestions99 on July 30th, 2008
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
well actually Violets are violet,
SO SCREW YOU!!
by laughin4ever91 on February 8th, 2010
Roses are red,
Men she likes to please
she'd be a fair lover
if she didn't charge fees
by sightseer on May 18th, 2009
"It was upon a Summers shynie day, When Titan faire his beams did display, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens view, She bath'd her brest, the boiling heat t'alley, She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowers, that in the forrest grew.best ever
by alliegirl on January 25th, 2009
roses are red
some can be pink
i love you lots
and im glad you dont stink!
by Don Gorgeous George on October 26th, 2008
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please hold my drink,
I have to go poo
by Cyndi Ninja on August 14th, 2008
On my husband wrote for me:
Dante is red,
Buddha's eyes are blue,
Your butt stinks,
But I will always love you.
(Dante is our dog and Buddha is our cat)
by Yeahwell... on August 14th, 2008
When my daughter was five, she made this up. I have no idea what it means.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Spitties are white...
by denis.krama on January 11th, 2011
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet,... It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ...its a Teabag...
by Anonymous on May 5th, 2009
A poem to my wife:
If the eagle forgets how to fly.
And it's 40 below in July. And
When violettes turn red .. And
Roses turn blue.
I'll still be - in love with YOU.
If the eagle forgets how to fly.
And it's 40 below in July. And
When violettes turn red .. And
Roses turn blue.
I'll still be - in love with YOU.
by InfoJunkie on January 26th, 2009
Roses are red
violets are blue
being constipated is a pain in the ass
as so are you!
Roses are red
violets are blue
get in that bed
and ill do you!
by TRK360 on January 25th, 2009
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic.
And so am I.
by Disturbed in a Jr COAT is so confused on January 25th, 2009
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're very nice
But I keel you!
-Achmed
by therhymer on December 17th, 2008
roses are red blue berries are black one look at you would give me a heart attack
by issy-e on August 14th, 2008
roses are red
violets are blue
a face like yours
belongs in the zoo
by celticmoonlight on March 8th, 2011
roses are red
not that you'd know because you NEVER BUY ME ANY
by mitchtherevolution on November 1st, 2008
A- Roses are red
Violets are blue
B- *Interrupts* No they aren't you wanker
by dea_ex_machina on November 1st, 2008
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
some poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't
by ToTh3JuNgLe on November 1st, 2008
roses are blue,
violets are red,
I think that's not true
so I'll just go to bed
by issy-e on August 14th, 2008
roses are red
violets are blue
a face like yours
belongs in the zoo
by Chandler_C on November 10th, 2010
roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me and hour kissing is a habit fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with out a name the baby's a basterd the moms a whore non of this would've happened if the rubber haddn't tore sex is like math u subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to god u dont multiply rose are red grass is green open your legs and let me fill u with creme sex is evil sex is a sin sins are forgiven so stick it in roses are nice violets are fine ill be the 6 if u be th 9 eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if u like it dont be sassy use ur tongue and make it nasty
by GTFMR.INTUITIVE on May 18th, 2009
roses are red, tulips are yellow,so is shit,so i wont go there today,its not you ,its my poems that stinks,condems come in pink,candles are lit and incint fills the air,laid out on our bed.your mouth is willing but that whats it all about its the brains that counts.so roses are red tulips are yellow clouds are gray, but for now im going make you scream and pray.
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Comments
haha nice. I've heard that one before, i like it.
by doodlethenoodle on July 30th, 2008
i used to like that one until I realized that people are mistaking schizophrenia for multiple personality disorder. Common mistake.
by king of ellipses on July 30th, 2008
hm.. I've heard that one before, just slightly different. I think the last line was "and me too". Don't know what's more grammatically correct, but at least that one rhymes ;)
by GreenFreak on July 31st, 2008
"And I am too" would make a good line. Nice job.
by PharFigNewton on August 19th, 2008
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
So am I, me too!
by Takei-Shihan on May 18th, 2009