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Roses are red, violits are blue, today i look hot, and you always do!
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Roses are red, I hate your guts. The end.
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i heard this one in 6th grade...AHEM.. Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs and ill give you some power. ROFL!
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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I
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any by me. burn!!!!!
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Courtesy of the Animaniacs: "Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they say but it just isn't true Roses are red And apples are too. But violets are violet Violets aren't blue An orange is orange But Greenland's not green A pinky's not pink So what does it mean? To call something blue When it's not, we defile it But, ah, what the heck? It's hard to rhyme violet"
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Roses are red Frogs are green you're the uglist person I've ever seen. That's just a joke , nothing personal, of course, I don't know you.:)
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roses are red pickles are green when i see your face i want to scream roses are red some socks are black wont you be my daddy mack roses are red, violets are blue god made me handsome, what happened to you?
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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Ane others don't
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its not the best but i like it. roses are red violets are blue your passionate kiss gave me the flu
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Roses are red, violets are blue, horses that lose, are turned into glue.
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roses are red violets are purple I like you a lot, but, damn, nothing rhymes with that
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This one's from the show "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" - If you haven't seen it, you probably won't get it... Will: "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Jazz and I are black, but Carlton, what are you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, well actually Violets are violet, SO SCREW YOU!!
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Roses are red Violets are blue And I'm never gonna give up on youuu.... http://tinyurl.com/2q9j9y
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Roses are red Violets are blue Wherever you go I'll be here for you KInda ordinary
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roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo
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roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for jesus we'd all be Jewish
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Roses are red Violets are blue When it rains I think of you... Drip, drip, drip.
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When my daughter was five, she made this up. I have no idea what it means. Roses are red Violets are blue Spitties are white...
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Roses are red Violets are blue I sure like myself Hell - why don't you!?
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The roses are withered The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head Roses are red Violets are purple Dandelions are yellow Lillies are white This poem doesn't rhyme But at least it is accurate
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roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo
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On my husband wrote for me: Dante is red, Buddha's eyes are blue, Your butt stinks, But I will always love you. (Dante is our dog and Buddha is our cat)
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roses are red violets are blue Bush is a dumbazz is McCain is one too a neg? typical red conservative forum.
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lolx i got one roses are red love is fun you besta be nice coz my dad owns a gun roses are dead violets are too i was in love but not with you you tought you hurt me and made me cry but i was in love with another guy simply cause you have no class all you can do is kiss my ass you thought you can play me like a foo but guess what mutherfawker i played you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Please hold my drink, I have to go poo
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roses are blue, violets are red, I think that's not true so I'll just go to bed
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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't
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A- Roses are red Violets are blue B- *Interrupts* No they aren't you wanker
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roses are red blue berries are black one look at you would give me a heart attack
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Roses are red Violets are blue You're very nice But I keel you! -Achmed
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Roses are red Violets are purple Sugar is sweet And so is maple surple.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic. And so am I.
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roses are red some can be pink i love you lots and im glad you dont stink!
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Roses are red violets are blue being constipated is a pain in the ass as so are you! Roses are red violets are blue get in that bed and ill do you!
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roses are red violets are blue my brothers socks smell but not as bad as you.
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roses are blue violets are red am hungry so i made a sandwitch
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roses are red some condoms are blue STD's are contagious so watch who you screw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you cheesy, i know, but my boyfriend in middle school wrote it on his first valentine's day card to me.
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Roses are red Violets are blue If I was a hooker I wouldn't charge you!
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Roses are red Violets are blue Your so caring but i am too you can daring but i can be scary Or roses are red lemons are sour open ur legs and give me an hour ur mother is a whore the baby is a bastard this would never happen if the rubber hadn't tore
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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks But hey I love you
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Roses are red, violets are blue, as long as forever, I'll love only you!
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A poem to my wife: If the eagle forgets how to fly. And it's 40 below in July. And When violettes turn red .. And Roses turn blue. I'll still be - in love with YOU. If the eagle forgets how to fly. And it's 40 below in July. And When violettes turn red .. And Roses turn blue. I'll still be - in love with YOU.
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roses are red, tulips are yellow,so is shit,so i wont go there today,its not you ,its my poems that stinks,condems come in pink,candles are lit and incint fills the air,laid out on our bed.your mouth is willing but that whats it all about its the brains that counts.so roses are red tulips are yellow clouds are gray, but for now im going make you scream and pray.
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"It was upon a Summers shynie day, When Titan faire his beams did display, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens view, She bath'd her brest, the boiling heat t'alley, She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowers, that in the forrest grew.best ever
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roses are red viliots are blue sugar is sweet and so are you the roses have wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
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An urban version... Taxis are red, Buses are blue, Latte is sweet, And so are you.
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roses are red violets are blue i would die inside if i couldn't be with you my boyfriend of 7 years wrote me that don't steal it !!!!!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like YOU, belong in the zoo. But don't be afraid, I'll be there too! Not in the cage, but laughing at you. LOL.. I thk is not bad=D
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE GOD MADE ME PRETTY AND SO ARE YOU
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Roses are red, And violets are green. I lost fifty cents In a soda machine.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I.
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roses are red violets are blue i just turned purple how about you?
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roses are red and so are you i think it is because i said i love you violets are blue i think i am too i feel dizzy what about you? roses are red violets are blue my world turned upside down when i fell for you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your eyes look like cess pools and they're bloodshot, too.
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Roses are red Tangerines are orange This poem sucks because nothing rhymes with orange.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, some verses rhyme, but this one doesn't.
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Roses are red, your face is too, OMG its Cheesy. the lying fool.
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Roses are **** So is this question, I better go and run, What do you reckon?
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