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  • what did helen keller say when she fell off a mountain? nothing. she was wearing mittens why does helen keller play the piano with one hand? because she sings with the other why is helen keller a bad driver? because she's a woman. no really why? because she's dead. why did helen keller fire her maid? she left the plunger in the toilet how did helen keller's parents punish her? they'd re-arrange the furniture why did helen keller's dog run away? you would too if your name was HRANGENMAH! some of those suck but eh.
  • 1) I did not know Helen Keller, so I think I could give some information about her for people who also don't know her: "Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was an American author, activist and lecturer. She was the first deafblind person to graduate from college. The story of how a remarkable teacher broke through the isolation the lack of language had imposed on the child, who blossomed as she learned to communicate, are staples of American folklore. What is less well known is how Keller's life developed after she completed her education: she became a radical campaigner for workers' rights and an advocate for many other progressive causes." Source and further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller After I read this, I had no idea how jokes could be made about such a person. 2) I looked what I could find under Helen Keller jokes. I think most of those jokes should probably be flagged as offensive. Here some examples, if you want to make yourself an opinion: http://www.jokechallenge.com/keller.html

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