Have you ever been embarrassed by morning wood?
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Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger
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Why Ed! I'm shocked!! And oddly aroused!!
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Nope, at my age I'm happy....kidding, I hope they don't end(wishful thinking)
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i'm a girl and it turns me on. lol
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Nah... I'm too old and been married too long to be concerned with that. I'll save my embarrassment for the sad day the morning, midday and evening wood disappears.
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It happens every morning with me. Embarrassed by it? HELL NO!!!
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D: Just as long as nobody takes my bed sheets off my bed, I'm alrigt =D As long as mom doesn't make any surprise morning breakfast T.T
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Heellllnooo yo... Ec's a little nervous since the wife's yorkie started sleeping in the bed though.
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Yes, it has happened... Really, somehow, my mother, and my girlfriends parents, and the person I was renting my apartment from all happened to show up at the same time, and the door was wide open, presumably from the night before, I got trashed... Anyway... yeah, it happened, thanks for reminding me! Talk about a violation of privacy and trust!
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Heh... I kinda like waking up to that every morning....:P
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Yes, but only when I wake up to the bed shakin'!
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No
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Sometimes. Occasionally my two little children will come running into my bedroom on a Sunday morning, when I'm still in bed, and try to wake me up. Realizing the potential embarrassment, particularly with the "thin blankets" and all, I quickly turn to my side and try to hide it. It is really embarrassing. :(
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Can't say that I have seeing as how I'm female ;) I could make a really bad Ed Wood joke here, but I'll pass for the sake of being tasteful. ROFLMAO!
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Yeah, a couple of times. Ugh...
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Yes, the neighbors called once and the roof had to get repaired. just terrible
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Nah, I just have to make it less visible when I go scrounging for dayclothes off the washing line.
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haha not really unless someone walks in on me when im half asleep and possibly rubbing it or something.
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No way, I make good uses out of it like pop-tents, flags, and other fun things to make your girl laugh in the morning :) Show it off, for her (or him) might get you a morning surprise. I enjoy one good morning stretch and they usually find it funny.
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at first but then you realize its a normals part of a mans life an accept it.
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No i havent I sleep with no clothes on so there is a circus tent most mornings. But it isnt a embarassment cause it is a normal body function. I have had friends over and woke up with a woodie what can you do when you are only in boxers or commando. you get up and walk to the bathroom with it pointing the way curtdude
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I enjoy it ;) no better way to start the day than morning sex!!
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Sleeping over at a friends house- yes. "lets go have breakfast" "uh, ill come in a sec, just gonna.. stay here for a bit."
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Its the reason why I keep blue jeans within arms reach from my bed.
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No, proud would be a better term.
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Nah. I've never been in bed with anyone who wasn't aware that I get boners.
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ive never suffered with that complaint ha!!
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hell no. i think i would be more embarrassed if i did not have it. It's like my daily sign that everything still works.
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as a girl, have to tell u i think its GRRRREAAATTT!!! very sexy
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i hate it when it pulls the covers off my feet:)
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Yeah I used to have it every morning. I would have to hide it on the way to school.
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Never, it makes a perfect clothes hanger for when i'm getting dressed.
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No when i have overnight guests they saw it the night before so when i wake up with a woodie it isnt a big deal. Morning wood is a normal natrual thing that happens to all dudes. Somtimes my overnight guest she will take advantatge of the situation. what a way to wake up int he morning. curtdude
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I think its cute when my guy wakes up with "morning wood" It puts a smile on my face!
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yup!
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on the fucking bus in the morning have to get off few stops after or have a long jacket
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lol:)) I am happy I still have them sometimes. And if I take a quick shower my wife has nothing vs the morning wood as well:))
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Haha, not me, but a friend on a school band trip. It was a classic moment.
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No. In awe. I'm a girl.
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Well, the mailman who needed a signature looked a little uncomfortable.
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It was highschool..we were ccamping and of course the boys and girls slept in the same big tent.. In the morning i happened to woke up late and ta-daa..Everyone saw "little tent inside a huge tent" Worse part..the took pictures...SICK
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Nope, it happens, nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Not embarrassed but pleased for sure!
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only when I was a teenager and my mum would come in to wake me up. when I moved out, never, it happens to every male, natural. although sometimes you just get the need to have sex/masturbate, what ever is on offer at 6.30 in the morning. lol.
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Not embarrassed... quite proud my soldier stands to attention and pitch a tent from time to time!!!
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Morning Wood? It surprises me to know how many knew what the hell you were asking..It took me a while. LOL
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A few times yeah!
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yeah i did when i was 15 and my sisters were 9 and 5. Lol We share the same room
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Are you kidding? I flaunt my wood!
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Yes i have, slept over at my friends house after a party, and in the morning i wroke up with some morning wood. problem is im 3.5 inches erect and there were girls there, and they now makee fun of me about my little member
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yes i have and it is even more embarassing when you have a overnight guest an the circus tent is in your bed the next morning curtdude
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i have always enjoyed them when they are presented to me. i cannot speak for my partner but ummmmmm we always were smiling later.
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