If i were to take a really smelly dump in the small airplane bathroom and there was a line, what should i do!?
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sllywhckyctie101
ANSWERS: 6
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flush and warn the next person.
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Blame it on the person who went in before you or try to use that vacuum pressure to get yourself sucked out of the plane;)
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Just do what you have to do. Airplane bathrooms are very tiny, but they have great ventilation and once you flush there is no water....it is some kind of blue or green deodorizer that takes over the whole bathroom.
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Just blame it on the airplane food. You won't be faulted :)
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everybody shits, when you walk out give the old "that wasnt me look"
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Go about your business as normal. If you knew this is a concern, bring some air freshener with you to get the stink out. If you feel bad about it, apologize as you exit. If you are a comedian, pull a Jim Carey and make a big gesture and say "Woo, don't go in there"
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