What do you do when your significant other farts in front of you? Do you laugh, smirk, comment, ignore, acknowledge it at all?
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She blames the cat (used to be the dog, but the dog died). I don't fart. Ever. Its a matter of policy.
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Comment..."that's not respectful".
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Some people are disgusted. Only thing is everbody farts. I was with someone who had difficulty with their digestive system. He always turned it into a joke. I still laugh at some of these antics, even though we are no longer together. It is going to happen sooner or later so you might as well feel comfortable with it.
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Return the favor.
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I do that to my wife all the time she chases me with a can of spray LOL.
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Probably would not even hear it due to hearing loss in one ear.
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I laugh and if possible fart back
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I laugh, sometimes uncontrollably. I try to retaliate with a fart, but I can't make one come out forcefully. Mine come unexpectantly and sometimes in not the best of situations, lol. Hey we all do it, even women.
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