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Try to land on my feet.
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I wouldn't jump, that's for sure.
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If I already jumped, aim my body towards water, and angle my body!
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To begin with it does not make any sense at all to go and jump out of a perfectly good airplane. But in keeping with the spirit of the question. I suppose that I'd just have to bend over and kiss my a_ _ goodbye.
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Stay in the plane??
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die ;)
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Don't jump!
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Have you already jumped? if so..cross your legs..that way it'll be easier to screw you out of the ground :D
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i would stay on the plane!
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Take yours!
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Drive home, pick up your rig, then drive back to the dropzone. Also put on a carton of beer.
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I'd kick my own ass. And chances are, after the impact, I'll be able to do that easily with my legs on backwards.
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Pop like a big water balloon
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I would just stay in the plane while the other ones with the parachute can go ahead and jump off.
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They'll have to pour you out of your jump boots.
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Enjoy the view. "I feel the need, the need for speed!"
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Fact from fiction, truth from diction. That would be kinda hard, like going to and auto race and forgeting the car. But if you manage to do it and no one else noticed you I would say you and the others better lay of the hooch or chemicals you were doing until way later.
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try hard not to jump off the plane............
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Splat
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cry
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I would fall freely for a few minutes than id splat... not much I can do while in mid air without a parachute :(
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land on a see-saw :p, or kawala bear grapple someone with a chute
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I would change my mind about sky diving until another day!
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Well there's not much you can do if your all ready in the skydiving process of jumping but if you realize it before you jump then hold off and cancel for anther day.
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