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by CT on July 14th, 2009
Have you already jumped? if so..cross your legs..that way it'll be easier to screw you out of the ground :D
by Sosueme on July 15th, 2008
Stay in the plane??
by Lt. Shinysides on September 17th, 2009
Splat
by Ale81early on August 26th, 2009
They'll have to pour you out of your jump boots.
by Merriment on August 25th, 2009
I'd kick my own ass. And chances are, after the impact, I'll be able to do that easily with my legs on backwards.
by DukeG on July 14th, 2009
Take yours!
by babyccat on July 15th, 2008
I wouldn't jump, that's for sure.
by still stephanie. on September 17th, 2009
I would fall freely for a few minutes than id splat... not much I can do while in mid air without a parachute :(
by eekcage on September 18th, 2009
land on a see-saw :p, or kawala bear grapple someone with a chute
by CountryGirl on September 18th, 2009
Well there's not much you can do if your all ready in the skydiving process of jumping but if you realize it before you jump then hold off and cancel for anther day.
by FreshApples on September 17th, 2009
cry
by Tom on September 18th, 2009
I would change my mind about sky diving until another day!
by R U Sirius on September 17th, 2009
try hard not to jump off the plane............
by Mojha-Moe on July 14th, 2009
Don't jump!
by TheOriginalTaterTotB4Tjobaxter on July 15th, 2008
die ;)
by tominhouston on July 15th, 2008
To begin with it does not make any sense at all to go and jump out of a perfectly good airplane. But in keeping with the spirit of the question. I suppose that I'd just have to bend over and kiss my a_ _ goodbye.
by Done. never again. on July 15th, 2008
If I already jumped, aim my body towards water, and angle my body!
by Shanel with an S on July 14th, 2009
i would stay on the plane!
by skydive on August 25th, 2009
Drive home, pick up your rig, then drive back to the dropzone. Also put on a carton of beer.
by Hypocrisy_Central on September 17th, 2009
Fact from fiction, truth from diction. That would be kinda hard, like going to and auto race and forgeting the car. But if you manage to do it and no one else noticed you I would say you and the others better lay of the hooch or chemicals you were doing until way later.
by A Rock In Woolfs Clothing on August 26th, 2009
Enjoy the view. "I feel the need, the need for speed!"
by Carl_07 on August 25th, 2009
I would just stay in the plane while the other ones with the parachute can go ahead and jump off.
by evandad on August 25th, 2009
Pop like a big water balloon
by Nibble nibble bite nibble on July 15th, 2008
Try to land on my feet.
How many times you go skydiving?
by XT on June 6th, 2010
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I would like to try sky diving for the first time in my up coming birthday, can anyone give me some suggestions to get over my fears?
by TattooMama on June 9th, 2011
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How much does Tandem Skydiving cost at Above Los Angeles Skydiving (221 North Los Angeles Street, Los Angeles, CA)?
by Nepwolf on July 25th, 2010
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Would you ever do skydiving?
by XT on August 17th, 2011
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Could a blue tarp 16'x12', rigged like a parachute, slow a person down enough that they wouldn't get hurt when they hit the ground?
by Froggy on November 9th, 2010
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There's an Idea.Or else hook up on someone's ass who already has a parachute.
by engineer is Terminator on July 14th, 2009
Haha..never thought of that one..
by CT on July 15th, 2009
Blondes can't think that way.
by engineer is Terminator on July 15th, 2009
You're the blondie here..lol
by CT on July 15th, 2009
No,I'd never suggest any one to screw the earth.
by engineer is Terminator on July 15th, 2009
I have an answer to that but, I won't..
by CT on July 15th, 2009
ROTFLMAO........That's sooooooo funny.
by Gone on August 26th, 2009
Lol..
by CT on August 27th, 2009