I love guys who tell bad jokes, wanna tell me some?
by 
misshell on fire
ANSWERS: 11
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I'm not a guy, but I will tell you a bad joke! What part of a mans body has the most manners? His penis, of course, it will always stand up so a woman can sit down!
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What do you get when you cross a f**king gay eskimo and a f**ing black guy? Ans: A f**ing black gay eskimo!:) Those f**kings added to make it dirty!
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Bad as in dirty, or bad as in funny because it's so bad? I'll tell both: Dirty: So I guy walks in to a whore house, he slpas $5 down on the front desk and says "What can I get for this much?" The lady behind the counter looks at him and says "Go down to room 4." So the guys goes to room 4. All he sees is this little rabbit sitting in the corner. So he shrugs and chases the rabbit all over the room and effs the hell out of it. So he comes back the next week and puts $100 on the desk and syas "What can I get for this?" The lady behind the counter says "Go to room 3." So the guy goes in to room 3 and there's a huge double sided mirror. IN the room, three women are going at it. The looks at the guy standing next to him and says: "O man this is great!" The guy says: "Yeah, I know. You should have been here last week. Some sick bastard chased a rabbit around the room and effed the hell out of it." Bad Funny: What do you call a bunch of rabbits in a line all walking in reverse? A receading hare line. =P
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What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins. What's the strongest bird? A crane. What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? Oh-lay!
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I knew you never liked me.
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So a pair of jumper cables walk into the bar looking pretty distraught. He goes up to the bartender and says "Look pal, gime a drink!" The bartender gives him a good look and says "Well alright... but I don't want you starting anything!"
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all i can do is tell a joke bad, i'm bad a t telling jokes
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This is my best one :) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/550158
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A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. He orders a drink and sips it quietly. Across the bar, he notices a beautiful woman looking at him. He quickly looks down. He peers up a couple of minutes later and sees that the woman is still looking at him. He smiles. She smiles back. This game continues for a few minutes when the man notices that the woman has left her seat and is approaching him. She is even more gorgeous up close; her little red dress leaves very little to the man's imagination and he begins to sweat. She takes a seat next to him, leans over, and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything... ANYTHING you want for $100. IF-" she adds "you can say it in exactly three words." The man sips his drink and thinks about it. Slowly, he opens up his wallet, counts out the money and hands it to her. He leans over and whispers in her ear, "Paint....my.....house"
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1) Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderwear. 2) Q: What happens when 2 snails fight? A: They slug it out.
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spell IHOP then say ness
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