I wouldn't. But I know a woman that weighs 475 pounds and is into BSDM that would certainly enjoy sitting on your face and riding like a bronco. Where are you? I think she's ready to pay the two (maybe 3?) seat airfare to give you that pleasure.

Bummer. You disappoint all the ugly and fat ones prone to liking that sort of thing.(apologies ladies. So often the case that guys calling you fat or ugly need only look in a mirror) As to the sexy women, they have some requirements. Among which are are your looks comparable to Brad Pitt? What sort of luxury car(s) do you drive? Income? And best of all are you prepared to spend six months or so wining and dining? Enjoy the fantasy though. I know a couple $600+ an hour prostitutes. At $1200, one might accommodate you. Both were former Playboy Centerfolds. Both are pretty selective. One actually earned $2.3 million in 3 weeks servicing just one man (and no she was not hired non stop. He just kept returning with more and better offers). Again, I know quite a few women. I think most would prefer to just buy a Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator to ride. It won't give out when things are getting good like so many men do. Ironic how guys come up with all these fun activities for women. And women are always asking what it is that men like and what they can do for them. I can answer that girls. Just do things you want and forget what the man wants. He doesn't have clue about what he wants. But what he does really want but afraid to admit it, proper training from a woman Do that and ignore the complaints. Won't be long he will like the situation and realize what he was missing all along.

Wow, FerretGuy really harshed your buzz on this question, didn't he? Anyway, I am one of the gals that loves to face sit and grind her hips. You know a lot of the other things I like to do too. ;-)

Could I wear a cowboy hat and have a lasso too?