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Wave?
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Masturbate....even though I prefer it to be head first, how often do I get that opportunity?
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I'd grab my camera and film the whole thing.
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I think, "Hey, nice weed!"
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I'm mildly concerned no one would help...
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Probably out a blanket over you as I think it is rude to watch someone eating!
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None of you...would help?!
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I'd grab the biggest knife I could find in the kitchen and start hacking away at it. It'd be too busy swallowing you to fight back. :D
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I'd wonder what really was in those brownies
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These answers don't restore my faith in humanity...
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I'd run for my chain saw. How short do you want to be?
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i carry a three foot long knife and i wad told snake tasted like chicken so before i killed the snake id ask you how you like your chicken :P *hint hint
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I wonder if snakes DO taste like chicken...
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Run forward and pull the bugger back in if im fast and strong enough if im unfortunatley not ill wave sadly and pray for you
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To sharpen their survival skills in the deep forest, where finding food is difficult, the US Cobra Gold troops joined the Thai Field Army on May 1221, 2008, in a mutual-exchange training operation to locate non-poisonous edible greens and hunting for wild animals to eat, including snakes. Those Cobra Gold' 08 troops who hadn't gone to participate in the Burmese relief effort joined the forest survival course, along with 20 members of the Thai Navy. 180 US Navy personnel went on the training exercise at Patrol Battalion, Marine Corps Division, Marine Corps Command Unit, Sattahip, Chonburi. Sub-Lieutenant Somsak Wanmueng, the Thai trainer in the art of self-sufficient Forest Survival, was acting as advisor to the Navy to identify what forest fruits and plants are edible or poisonous. Other survival skill training included locating drinking water sources, lighting, cooking, and making animal traps. There was also a snake catching demonstration showing how to eat them safely to survive. Other than catching snakes for food, there was a demonstration on how to make medicinal whisky from cobra blood to enhance blood circulation, which made a deep impression on all the US Navy personnel attending the course.
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I would start beating the snake with a shovel!
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I would throw my handy tomahawk and chop off its head. Then continue to play video games with no change in expression.
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What would I do? Request that you ask different fetish questions. This snake thing is getting VERY old.
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Grab my cell phone and catch the whole thing on video and upload it to Utube. Oh, and I suppose I might take the time to poke the snake in the eyes and try to help you. But you have to admit, you would be the Utube hit of the week!
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How well do we know each other if we met only that night id shut the window and force it to cough you up if we had a big fight earlier i would be waving goodbye and stroking the snake and take photos and maybe film it and if we knew each other quite awhile id do the first friend a good friend would do drop our keg on the snake make it recoil in pain and show it that its in danger making it hock u up to escape quicker unfortunatley ive closed the window and lure it to the spare room with a bunny then we call animal control maybe do live performances or somethin i dunno.
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I would throw my handy tomahawk and chop off its head. Then continue to play video games with no change in expression.
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Depends if I like you or not.
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SPRAY PEPPER SPRAY IN IT'S EYES AND GRADUALLY PULLED YA!
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I would laugh and watch it get its free meal
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Python's always kill their prey before eating it and always swallow the animal head first, therefore there would be little I could do as you'd already be dead>
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*shrug* Told you so.
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I would have yelled at you and told you "I warn you" but yeah I would help you by attacking the giant python
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Well if we're friends ill save you from my snake and warn you about shoving bodyparts down his throat and tell you the last person he ate was a burgular i was too late to save and then induce Nausea in my Snake and watch and record him spitting you up
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No. I would laugh and pat his head and say "Good Legs." Because yes, my snake's name would be Legs. I think I'm gonna name my next dog Meow.
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I'd try and belt the snake with something to make it let go...
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I would have been outta there a long time ago...sorry you didn't come with me!!!!
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RUN LIKE HELL!
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I'd look back at the table where the drugs were and think, I either need more or less drugs, and I'm not sure which.
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Well, I would take another puff of that fine fine weed we was smoking and.....
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9-9-2017 I would say "Aw, come on, what are you, some kind of a drama queen?"
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i would probably kill the snake
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Starting eating you? Same thing crossed my mind once or twice.
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