Have you ever dealt with a pimp for sexual services?
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lol no im the person standing behind the pimp
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Yes, I do deal with pimps. I would prefer not to, as I know they are creaming the money of the girls, and I would prefer the girls got it all, but if I am looking for a specific type of girl, I call some pimps I know and they get me what I want. Some call me when they have one of my preference.
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One time... just once... the pimp looked like Ghandi... and he told me that if I was late getting the girls back, then Milt would cut off my balls... so I shook his hand, and bet on it. As I was leaving, I realized that I had bet my balls, and shook on it. This was such a great story that I told it to Tommy (Hanks) who used it in Bachelor Party... thx Tommy, you rock!
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well sort of. There is a place in town that has oriental "massage" girls. I go their regularily, and got to know the owner, who is like a pimp given what they offer. He now knows me, and calls me when he gets a "fresh" girl, as he knows I like the new ones. He has on two occasion called me when he had a virgin come in, and I came down to take care of that.
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