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No one died. I just sort of took that duty on myself. :)
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I appointed myself...can I not do that? oh! :(
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Hi, Misstarrie..well, I know your question isn't directed at me..has someone here been really bossy and judgmental and critical? Is there anyone I have to smack? Happy Saturday! :) ((hugs))
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It was a completely unilateral move on my part. Since so many people choose to talk to god, and he rarely, if ever, makes an appearance or answers them specifically, I thought I'd try to take up the slack. Care to make a cash offering in exchange a ticket to heaven?
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Hey Misstarrie. Well, it was God himself..he passed away a little after the death of his son. He couldn't handle it, it was tragic for him, for it was his only begotten son. After god's death it discovered that he left no will. The lawyers tried to locate Jesus, but no one has seen him for about 2000 years. The estate went into probate where it was auctioned off to the highest bidder. I went to the steps of the courthouse the morning of the trustee sale and no one was there. I offered 5 bucks and won by default bid...amazing..BTW. you need anything?.a burning bush, a plague... or anything!!! my sons name is Christopher, and all requests should be made through him...
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George Carlin, it was in his will.
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