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palmagma
ANSWERS: 3
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There was a man who never could cook potatoes very good. Once a girl-friend came to dinner, but went back home a little thinner.
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It isn't easy to be funny unless they pay you lots of money. Then you go and buy your jokes from impecunious funny blokes.
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Hey, look here, if crime don't pay, why don't it just go away?
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