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hemiman
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"Hello, what a pretty dress you have on. That sure would look good on my bedroom floor!" I actually witnessed a good friend of mine get his face slapped using that one!
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Are you a necropheliac? Because Im dying for you!
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I was sitting on a curb, blood on my arms and shirt from taking a knife away from a guy, when a girl came up to me and said " Hi good looking". I laughed so much she got scared and ran away.
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In the interest of makig my girlfriend smile I come up with some pretty corny pick up lines. On of the favorites is: Girl, Your like Apple Juice........VeryFine.
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If you try, You will thrive. WTF!!???!! Doesn't make sense. I heard it from a teacher.
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"Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?" Or any of the corny ones like: "Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day" "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" and then I found this one.... "Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!!"
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Ummm... no females ever used one on me before. I have heard some stupid one however that I would never try on a woman. I have used "what's your sign"? on various women, but not as a pickup line, just an inquire into personality traits.
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Did it hurt?.... (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven!
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once i had a guy give me a small piece of paper that was supposed to be a ticket and it had checked off that i was being fined for being too sexy and too hot, his number was at the bottom, i never called.
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I had a guy that asked me " Want to get a pizza then have sex?" I said NO..He said "whats the matter, Im sorry, you dont like pizza?"
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I was on a very bad blind date one time. The guy was all over me and I wanted OUT. We dropped by his place on the way home so he could get his beeper. I said to him "could you please excuse me while I sli[ into something more comcortable?" His eyes lit up!! I took my coat and started to leave and he said "WOW what are you getting into?" I said "my SUV it is very comfortable." Wonder why he never called me again LOL
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Are those your eyes, or did someone take stars and cram them in your face?
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'I'm not santa clause, but you can still sit on my lap'. That guy deserved his slap!
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get your coat love, you've pulled. i was like excuse me!?!
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Ok, I'm cheating on your question. What's the most popular pick-up line at the old folks's home? "Do I come here often?"
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I've heard that someone heard one that went "let's rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are togeher."
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! or Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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I'd use this one. I'd ask a girl, "Have you got a boyfriend called James" Hopefully, she would say "No." I would then ask her, "Do you want one?" Corny.
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I've gotten, did you hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you are the prettiest angel I have ever seen.
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Are you new around here?
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. It was awkward, but so funny I think he had to hold me up.
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I lost my number, can I have yours instead?
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"Our children would be so beautiful". Yeah. Excuse me while I throw up.
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"i bet your legs are tired, cuz you've been running thru my mind all day." (especially when you've just met that person and there's no way anything about you was running thru their mind all day.)
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I really feel I know you,are we soul mates?
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Corniest Ever !!! What's Your Sign ? Paleeeeease !!
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Would you ever cheat on your boyfriend? answer: NO Would you sit still so that I could?
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I was in the bar of a restaraunt waiting for some food to go. I ordered a Black Russian (Vodka and Kaluha) and the guy sitting next to me said, "Well, I'm not black, but I am Russian". That is when I finally realized this restaraunt that I'd going to for months, was a gay bar/restaraunt.
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
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Did you wash your pants in windex? Cause i can see myself in them.
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"You come here often?"
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nice shoes wanna f*ck. yech... enuff said.
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"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
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You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants
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Did it hurt?.. when you fell from heaven? itss such a fake line lol
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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
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Is your name Duke? He bought it hook line and sinker.Oh sorry this was one I used!
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I was at a gay Chinese restaraunt (they exist in Seattle, and keep in mind I'm straight). While waiting for my to go food I had a drink at the bar. I ordered a Black Russian and the guy next to me said "I'm not black, but I am russian!". I just about lost bladder control laughing so hard.
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I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? My answer was 1 finger
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Did it hurt?? What?? Falling down from heaven? Yurghh.. it's the first one that came to my mind. x
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Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants tonight!
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"I have a bet with someone that you won't take off your blouse in a public place." "Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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I lost my phone number, can I have yours? LOL
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I love your outfit but it would look even better on my floor. Yuk! :)
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this is probly the worst one to get you a slap, but it would be funny to see someone say it lol. "Your like the moon babe, beautiful, destinguished, and i wanna land on you."
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Do you have any Scottish in you?........WANT SOME?
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Hey baby, havent i seen you somewhere before?? oh yea, thats right i saw your picture in the dictionary next to "KABLAM'
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U look like My ex!
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"How about you, I go both ways?" Spoken to me after the guy failed to pick up the chick sitting next to me at the bar. BTW, I wound up going home with her later. :-)
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Sure I'll give you a ride (I was hitching across Canada), no problem. I really need someone to talk to keep me awake. As soon as he figured out I was absolutely not gay, nor willing to "convert" the ride was over. That happened a few times back in the day (early 70's). As I grew older and wiser these experiences helped me understand how women feel when given a line
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I was hitching across Canada and ended up sleeping rough in a park in Toronto. I woke up to see a well-dressed middle class man standing over me, his little doggie beside him on a leash. When I opened my eyes, he said, "Blowjob?" I blinked a few times and said something clever like "wozzat." He replied, "Do you want one?" Still lying down, I said, "Er, no thanks. But thanks for the offer." He nodded vaguely and, without another word, wandered away into the morning fog with his pooch.
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That I look like his dead wife that he truly treasured and lost due to sickness.
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Still wondering how this could possibly work, and this was with a hot 16 yr old girl!!! The guy was in the rest room when looks were being handed out and got a dud one. Guy: Hey, i think you've got something on your face. *Girl looks embarrassed* GIrl : what? Guy: Well I was thinking it could be me *Then he leans into kiss her and she goes along with it... hopefully they were already dating, and that was just a gag pickup line. My group & I were cracking up from the bustop!!!
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I must be dead, cause your proof I'm in heaven.
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honestly, I like (but have never used) *extends hand* "will you hold this while I go for a walk?" that and the "I lost my number, can I borrow yours" would both work on me if I was single and you were not in the bottom 5% on looks. but I am a guy
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ok i havent read all the answers so far but a friend of mine used this AND (stragnely) it worked "you'll do!"
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Do you have any Italian in you?? Do you want some??
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He said to me "with a body like that there is only one place you would look better and that's under me." Needless to say he got no where with that. Seriously, I never went for the guys who needed to use a pick up line. ;)
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Nice shoes... Wanna F**k?
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Wow your hott and your eyes are sexy here u need a lighter ** and I dont smoke ** I was just paying for my gas lol
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Are you from Jamaca ? No why?........ Cause your Jamaking me crazy !!!!! LAAAAMMMME !!!!!
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Are you an extraterrestrial? Because you are out of this world.
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Well I have actually heard two, one guy came up to me and introduced himself as "white Chocolate". Another guy (who didn't even know me) hit me in the leg with a stick and asked me if I liked to be spanked.
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Knock on my hotel door. "Can I come in and we'll see what happens?" Almost puked. Besides the safety issue, he looked like he just finished working on his car.
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I seem to be lost...can you tell me where you live?
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I should just give you one of my friends, he have plenty...
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Are you a dog? Because I want to be your new best friend.
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a guy actually asked me this, hey baby, want to go nipple to nipple !? i was disgusted ewwwwwwwwwwwww. i prefer a slow build up to melt my ice.
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ive lost my number, can i have yours?
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So what would you like for breakfast? (Don't tell her she's making it! Nhehehe!;D)
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Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?
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Want to share a koolaid and hotdog?
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Can i put my sausage in your sausage wallet! :) +5
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Do you have a "boy" friend? (Yes or no answer) Would you like a "man" friend?
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
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My personal favorite is, "Nice shoes... wanna f**k?"
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"Excuse me , do have a quarter i can borrow? See, my mom told me to call her when i meet the girl of my dreams>"
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"Excuse my bronchitis, but..."
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Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
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You know,you have such exquisitely large sweet juicy watermelons. Do you mind me asking: is it your Daddy's farm?
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Hello sweetheart,it's your lucky night!-- I'm a Police Officer. I'm going to arrest you for being drunk under the influence of my charisma....
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Going up to a christian woman and saying, "I wish you was Jesus because I want to nail you!"
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C'mon,baby--light my fire! C'mon,baby--light my fire! Try to set my fire on fire.... ...Oh,for God's sakes,here--use my lighter!
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"You have the eyes of Venus,the Goddess of Love!"Lmao!He never did tell me what he thought my laugh was like!:)
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Hi there! My name is PETER. My friend's name is PAUL. If your name happens to be MARY,wow--we've got ourselves a Trio...
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"Is 200 dollars enough"? I have to add, she meant it, lol. I had to clarify that I wasn't for sale. I went for free...no just joking ;-)
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I'm a worthless piece of crap. You don't want to go out with me, do you? +5
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Hi,Well I will always start a conversation asking;"have we met before?" From there I will start the conversation with ; where you at that party? I at leats picked 10 girls with that.
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My friend told me this one, which I have yet to use: "Hey, do you fancy a curry and a hard shag?" "Ew, no!" "Okay then, we'll skip the curry."
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