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McDonalds, ruining millions of diets everyday.
Want some sugar, chemicals and fat? McDonald's have got them in the vat.
McDonald's: You gotta die sometime!
or
McDonald's: Heartfucker!
McDonald's - home of the original HOT coffee.
You will know why you died young.
You know the truth and you still eat here.
Billions and Billions poisoned.
McDonalds- All our orders come with a fresh side of Disgust, self hate, depression, a bigger waist, thunder thighs, love handles, & kankles!!! I'm lovin it!!!
Go to Micky D for assisted suicide, it's cheap but not free, this sheet will kill ya so eat three.
... At McDonald's, we do it all TO you ...
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It'll kill ya, but at least you enjoyed the voyage!
Now with free "Lipitor"(TM)!
WE GOT WHAT YA WANT.. EAT HERE NOT THERE.. AND IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH LUCKY ENOUGH, LIKE HEALINGSONG .. YOU MAY EAT A HAIR !! ((YUK.. can never eat there again)) . (((BLECH))))
McDonalds.....we got em
or
McDonalds....they're still eating the food
Resistance is futile!
"We know we suck, but we're still making money!!!"
Fuck your heart and liver, what the hell have they ever done for you anyway aside from bitch, give you cancer, and attack you? Start a pre emptive strike on them while you still can at McDonalds.
Over 60 billion arteries blocked!
"doo do do doo dooo - I'm eatin' shit"
McDonalds - eat me now, feel dirty afterwards!
mcdonalds
all our beef is 100% lips and assholes
McDonalds... Wow you must be hungry.
McDonald's - Bull!
You never stop wanting more
Eat here get fat.
WARNING MCDONALDS SIDE AFFECTS:depression,fat,acne,hair loss,bigger pants,a membership to the gym,
now with every happy meal get a free diabete shake with every perchase....IM LOVING IT...da da da da da..
Mcdonal's: I'M Fat-ER!
McDonald's: Getting bigger everyday.
Millions and millions of pounds served!
Substandard food at a substantial savings.
We treat you like a clown and our food tastes like crap.
But hey, you're getting fed and your saving money, right?

mcdicks cause it is already used and it is hilarious to drive by a fast food restaurant that read mcdicks lmao.
Eat it evry day, a good choice is that, and eventualy, you'll be really fat!!! XD
i'm so good at rhyming, lol
McDonalds . were good freinds become best friends
crappy mcfatty
where i live it should be slow and inaccurate. both local mcdonals have posted signs saying you must check your order before leaving their property or they will not replace it! never have i saw that sign anywhere else!!!
I'm pigging it.
Super size it,and your ass!
McDonalds. Now your in, you can't get out.
McDonalds ! were good friends start to be best friends.
I have had a sort of problem with McDonalds restaurants...tell me what you think.....
by Infojunkiefriends on August 26th, 2011
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If there weren't pickles and onion rings in a McD burger, wouldn't it be a cake? All the other ingredients are sugar and preservatives.
by Laura_H5315 on May 29th, 2011
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You walk into McDonalds. Do you always loving it?!
by XT on August 18th, 2011
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What's your favourite food in the Mcdonald's menu? Please don't answer this to tell me how ad McDonalds is - I know and don't much care! :)
by Juice on May 18th, 2011
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Ever tried the new mango pineapple smoothie from McDonalds?
by XT on July 11th, 2011
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You're reading If you could create a new slogan for McDonalds, what would it be?
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good one
by Kizz miazz on June 29th, 2008