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If you could create a new slogan for McDonalds, what would it be?

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  • by hartdaniel on June 29th, 2008

    hartdaniel

    McDonalds, ruining millions of diets everyday.

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  • by Theby on June 18th, 2008

    Theby

    Want some sugar, chemicals and fat? McDonald's have got them in the vat.

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  • by eric on June 29th, 2008

    eric

    McDonald's: You gotta die sometime!
    or
    McDonald's: Heartfucker!

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  • by Alex P. Keaton on June 18th, 2008

    Alex P. Keaton

    McDonald's - home of the original HOT coffee.

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  • by Scifisuz on June 18th, 2008

    Scifisuz

    You will know why you died young.

    You know the truth and you still eat here.

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  • by 68 Charger on June 18th, 2008

    68 Charger

    Billions and Billions poisoned.

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  • by Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB on June 29th, 2008

    Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB

    McDonalds- All our orders come with a fresh side of Disgust, self hate, depression, a bigger waist, thunder thighs, love handles, & kankles!!! I'm lovin it!!!

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  • by Kizz miazz on June 29th, 2008

    Kizz miazz

    Go to Micky D for assisted suicide, it's cheap but not free, this sheet will kill ya so eat three.

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  • by Takei-Shihan on June 18th, 2008

    Takei-Shihan

    ... At McDonald's, we do it all TO you ...

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  • by cactus_ tacos_ are_ prickly on June 18th, 2008

    cactus_ tacos_ are_ prickly

    It'll kill ya, but at least you enjoyed the voyage!

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  • by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on June 18th, 2008

    Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience

    Now with free "Lipitor"(TM)!

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  • by HealingSong on June 18th, 2008

    HealingSong

    WE GOT WHAT YA WANT.. EAT HERE NOT THERE.. AND IF YOUR LUCKY ENOUGH LUCKY ENOUGH, LIKE HEALINGSONG .. YOU MAY EAT A HAIR !! ((YUK.. can never eat there again)) . (((BLECH))))

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  • by Jane on June 18th, 2008

    Jane

    McDonalds.....we got em

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    McDonalds....they're still eating the food

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  • by I NEED PIE! on June 18th, 2008

    I NEED PIE!

    Resistance is futile!

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  • by joebud on August 22nd, 2008

    joebud

    "We know we suck, but we're still making money!!!"

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  • by Squirrel Face on August 20th, 2008

    Squirrel Face

    Fuck your heart and liver, what the hell have they ever done for you anyway aside from bitch, give you cancer, and attack you? Start a pre emptive strike on them while you still can at McDonalds.

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  • by Brian on June 29th, 2008

    Brian

    Over 60 billion arteries blocked!

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  • "doo do do doo dooo - I'm eatin' shit"

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  • McDonalds - eat me now, feel dirty afterwards!

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  • by celticmoonlight on October 4th, 2009

    celticmoonlight

    mcdonalds
    all our beef is 100% lips and assholes

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  • by Medwin on August 22nd, 2008

    Medwin

    McDonalds... Wow you must be hungry.

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  • by Galeanda on August 20th, 2008

    Galeanda

    McDonald's - Bull!

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  • by No-one on August 20th, 2008

    No-one

    You never stop wanting more

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  • by NotAnonymous on July 9th, 2008

    NotAnonymous

    Eat here get fat.

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  • by coolangel12345 on July 2nd, 2008

    coolangel12345

    WARNING MCDONALDS SIDE AFFECTS:depression,fat,acne,hair loss,bigger pants,a membership to the gym,

    now with every happy meal get a free diabete shake with every perchase....IM LOVING IT...da da da da da..

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  • by CoOkiE on June 29th, 2008

    CoOkiE

    Mcdonal's: I'M Fat-ER!

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  • by Barrat per negòci on June 29th, 2008

    Barrat per negòci

    McDonald's: Getting bigger everyday.

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  • by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 29th, 2008

    Phillis - Zacks little sister

    Millions and millions of pounds served!

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on June 29th, 2008

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Substandard food at a substantial savings.
    We treat you like a clown and our food tastes like crap.
    But hey, you're getting fed and your saving money, right?

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  • by SugarCookie on August 28th, 2008

    SugarCookie

    mcdicks cause it is already used and it is hilarious to drive by a fast food restaurant that read mcdicks lmao.

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  • by SuperGal306 on August 20th, 2008

    SuperGal306

    Eat it evry day, a good choice is that, and eventualy, you'll be really fat!!! XD

    i'm so good at rhyming, lol

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  • by VOODOODUDE1 on September 11th, 2010

    VOODOODUDE1

    McDonalds . were good freinds become best friends

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  • by madi on August 28th, 2008

    madi

    crappy mcfatty

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  • by barney loves his colts on August 28th, 2008

    barney loves his colts

    where i live it should be slow and inaccurate. both local mcdonals have posted signs saying you must check your order before leaving their property or they will not replace it! never have i saw that sign anywhere else!!!

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  • by Jacques on October 5th, 2009

    Jacques

    I'm pigging it.

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  • by Runs with scissors on October 4th, 2009

    Runs with scissors

    Super size it,and your ass!

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  • by hhhttt on September 5th, 2008

    hhhttt

    McDonalds. Now your in, you can't get out.

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  • by VOODOODUDE1 on September 11th, 2010

    VOODOODUDE1

    McDonalds ! were good friends start to be best friends.

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