ANSWERS: 10
  • He means to eat you but hasn't figured out he has to start with the head.
  • you sleep with an 18 foot burmese python in your bed? I would re-think that, personally. Is he cold, maybe?
  • You are what is known in the snake kingdom as "breakfast".
  • A girl I dated had the same problem with "my" python which kept waking her up. So she would have sex with me and afterward, he went back to sleep.. for 15 minutes ;-)
  • I would just consider myself lucky that he hasn't gotten your feet and head mixed up.
  • It's possible that the python is just cold, but I think it's more likely that he means to eat you. This is a pretty funny question- unless, of course, you're serious.
  • What's up??? Your blood pressure should be...
  • Nooooo....My pet snake wouldn't see me as food. I own it!
  • Im sorry to say but i believe he means to swallow you whole feet first aswell probably the only way he could anyway i would suggest a tanning bulb and a seperate room for your snake otherwise you may or may not wake up the next morning still outside your Python. Hope this has been helpful continue to make interesting questions ^^
  • If this question is serious than you have bigger problems than what may or may not be wrong with your snake.... by DarkMusclePrince16 on Jun 16, 2008 at 1:46 pm Permalink: A girl I dated had the same problem with "my" python which kept waking her up. So she would have sex with me and afterward, he went back to sleep.. for 15 minutes ;-) Just wanted to say that I laughed for about 10 minutes after reading your answer. Thank you. LOL

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