Ok my dad wants to know this.
when girls go poo, they only take about 3-5 mins. there in and out. But when guys do, they take like 10-15 mins. Why does that happen?
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Because women are not as full of shit as men are.
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To find some peace or else the girls will drive them crazy! I love the craziness, but many men will do weird things for a little break from women.
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Well we all know that as women are created perfect, that they don't actually poo they just visit the room once in a while to keep up the illusion and make us lesser mortals (men that is) feel better. also men don't have babies so in order to be at one with true suffering they get the flu and deliver particularly peanutty painful poos.
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The amount of time one spends on something is generally directly proportianate to the degree they enjoy said activity. Pooing is no exception.
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Women know how to get the job done. And we like to read in the living room. haha
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If women had prostates, they might slow down in there a little too. :)
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Generally it's cause men eat more meat and less vegetables which contain the fiber that aids in bowel movements.
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Men have more trouble letting go of control
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I've always wondered the same thing. Maybe its a fiber thing. Maybe women eat more.....
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Women have better pushing abilities because they are going to have children maybe?
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'cos guys like to read while in the crapper! =Þ
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That's funny, I always thought it was the other way around.
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Some men take about an hour in there but I think they must spend some of that time reading or thinking. Women probably don't have the time to linger in the loo plus they mightn't want to stay in the smell for very long.
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newspaper,piece and quiet
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Cause guys are wussies. They dont want it to feel uncomfortable at all, so they gingerly push and hope for it to fall out. Good things guys aren't expected to give birth or have anal sex.
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i'm a woman and it varies for me. sometimes i like to read the paper too.
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How is your Dad sure they go poo?
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10 to 15 minutes is nothing. I've fallen asleep on the damn toilet. I think the answer is that guys don't like things either going in their butt or coming out which might be why it takes a little longer. Why do women take so long to pee? When you girls go to the bathroom together, you are in there forever.
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because guys like to pretend they're actually doing something for once
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that is an interesting question for me its because its the quietest room in my house away from all the drama of family life an its the same way at work, i work with all women and the gossip and bitching is completely madding.
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to much meat?not enough fruit an veggies?this could be the reason.
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Time out and too much reading material on the cistern!
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They take about the same amount of time to poo, but any time a woman passes a mirror she can't help but stop to check her hair, touch up her make up, and so on - so they spend longer in the bathroom.
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Because since women don't have p------, it doesn't make as much of a mess. It gets all over your things sometimes, right?
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Because men do other things in the bathroom that they do not want us to know about ;).
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I'm a girl and I take forever. It really depends on what you eat and what you do on the pot. I play on my ipod, it's distracting. A lot of guys read and don't want to put it down till they are done reading.
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I think - it's because a man "thinks" he has to go 45 minutes BEFORE he actually has to go - when us woman go right when we have to. A guy friend of mine now says... "I gotta go take me a 45" because that is about how long he's in the rest room.
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women eat like birds and go more often men eat like MEN and don't go every half hour
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Women don't read (at least so much) while there.
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I asked my fiancee the same thing and he said it is because he wants to make sure everything comes out, so I guess he sits there long enough for the second poop break to come around so he won't have to do it later in the day. :/
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on rare occasion I have a hard time pushing it out... but in general what takes the most time is wiping clean... I theorize that it might be because women, like my son, do not have to wipe a dozen or more times to get clean, smoother skin and lack of hair might cause less mess in need of cleaning.
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Because to girls it is a shameful act they just want to get over and done with as fast as possible. After all, girls aren't supposed to poo lol. But to a guy, going to the toilet is a chance to finally be alone, a sanctuary where no one can hassle us (unless of course someone is banging on the door). So men tend to spend more time in there than women, reading or just resting lol. Anyway, ask your dad, he should know ;-)
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