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by Jodie44 on October 6th, 2006
Body parts. Illegal drugs. Gourmet food; fine wine. Rolex watches. Grand pianos. Kirby vacuum cleaners. Breast implants. Term papers. Bombs. Counterfeit money. Pictures of naked men; pictures of naked women. Industrial smokestacks. Yachts. Political favors. Granite. Keys to the city. Lists of hitmen. Lauren Bacall's autograph. Courage. Votes. "I LOVE COSTCO" T-shirts.
Tickets to the moon. Ferris wheels. Muddy hoof prints. Nervous breakdowns. Chinchillas. Spider webs. The calm before the storm. Common sense. Pigs. Escort services. Good manners. Hurricanes. Supercomputers. Battleships. Railroads. Particle accelerators. Saturday Night Specials. Pay phones. Missiles. Roller rinks. Icebergs. Concrete shoes. Elephants.
Detailed instructions on how to shoplift without getting caught. Time machines. Avalanches. Chain letters. Restitution. Maces. Clavichords. Knights in shining armor. Intersections. Stradivarius violins. Porn. Chastity belts. Grease monkeys. Anabolic steroids. Fog. Sunsets. Bumblebees. Escalators. Race cars. Race tracks. Cumulus clouds. Quicksand.
And of course, no Answer Bags.
by Anonymous on November 15th, 2006
Quality, Employee health benefits, self-reliance, self-respect, faith, renewable resources, dignity, and community awareness.
by Taylor on December 16th, 2007
Quality good made by Americans who are paid a decent, living wage. Most especially goods made by GASP! UNION workers!
Fresh meat that is not prepackaged, due to the fact that their meat-cutters went union on them and they completely eliminated their fresh meat departments and went prepackaged so as to not have to acknowledge them and have an excuse to fire them.
They don't sell you the truth about their dealings with secret Chinese sweat shops employing slave labor and the fact that they refuse to disclose the location of their Chinese factories to agencies that monitor and check those factories to assure that they operate under decent and globally acceptable humane conditions.
They don't sell news of their own convictions for violating child labor laws here in the U.S., nor their policy of actually LOCKING employees in their stores till work is completed.
The don't sell the fact that their employees are expected to work overtime, without compensation, else they risk losing their jobs.
They don't sell their policy of unfair pay and promotion policies toward women employees, or their dismal benefit programs and pay scale.
They don't sell their subversive tactics to undermine any and all attempts at unionization or their 'secret gang meetings' aimed to attack employees who would try try to unionize.
They don't sell their policy of moving into small towns and lowering their prices until they have put every small business OUT of business, then raising their prices. In those cases, they become nearly the only place to work and they can pay $8 an hour salaries to those that have no other choice.
What Walmart DOES sell is the future basic pay scale for American workers, since they are the LARGEST employer in the U.S.
They have SOLD OUT America and the American worker. Every time we buy from them we compound the misery of our own American workers and those abroad.
by Starmaster on August 8th, 2007
Almost, over 90%, of everything they sell is "Made in China", so, I bet that whatever they don't sell is "Made in the USA".
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on September 17th, 2007
Dignity
by Anonymous on December 1st, 2009
Anything made in America.
by tiberseptim on September 17th, 2007
Happiness.
by Vaporeongirl on December 1st, 2009
A Mercedes Benz
by pnyknight on October 6th, 2006
at certain times....watever it is that i need
by zee-ster on August 8th, 2007
anti-matter and black holes.
by dngertrain on August 8th, 2007
as an employee, one hot item we do not sell is step stools. yes the most simplest and most needed house item does not have a home at Wal-Mart. it is an insurance liability.
by TERRYTUKER on December 1st, 2009
decent clothes
by Kooky Kowboy on December 1st, 2009
A dialysis machine.
by eric on April 30th, 2008
Dignity
by GuitarPlayer92 on March 21st, 2008
CDs with "explicit content" yet they still chainsaws and guns.....I guess curse words are more harmful?
by PuppyTooFat on December 16th, 2007
Sex toys, oh no they have those in the back xD
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on October 29th, 2007
uncensored music
by AntigoneRising on September 17th, 2007
Any religious jewelry that isn't Christian or Jewish. I looked at their "Religious Jewelry" section. Go there sometime and ask for a pentacle. It will be worth it just to watch the reaction.
by Barrat per negòci on September 17th, 2007
Textbooks, Atheism supplies, kinetoscopes, Jon Steward's book, plutonium, rehydraters, hoverborads, tiles, windows, gold bars, nutella, vegemite. Let me know if some of the items don't belong.
by what on December 1st, 2009
love
by keithold is a prodigal bagger on December 1st, 2009
G'day Mary Maguire,
Thank you for your question.
In Australia, just about everything. We don't have them. :>)
Regards
by -Icy- on December 1st, 2009
fresh meat, ewwwwwww +
by Mendtos on April 30th, 2008
Quality goods, happy employees, and worker's rights
by Marcie on October 29th, 2007
Butt plugs? I haven't ever seen them anyway.
by wNCgal is one of the peculiar people on October 27th, 2007
I know one thing they don't sell and thats rollerblades..I had to go to K-mart, an hour and a half away to get my daughter some roller blades for her b/d. Now this is what they told me, " we only carry those during the christmas season." Now who wants to go outside, rollerblading when its 30 degrees outside with snow on the ground?
Did I mention I hate going to Wal-mart?
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on September 17th, 2007
Indulgences.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on August 8th, 2007
A lot of them stopped selling a Sheryl Crowe album because she made a reference to purchasing a gun at Walmart. I forget what the name was, it was some baloney backlash from some bad press.
by Gun-Metal on October 6th, 2006
CARS
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on December 1st, 2009
Dirk bike.
by Big Dan on December 1st, 2009
Clothing in normal non-obese human sizes.
by Mastodon on April 30th, 2008
Also they don't sell M-rated video games since Columbine.
by Piso on April 30th, 2008
Rocket Launcher
by Merfish on March 21st, 2008
Movies or music that is not censored.
by Spunts.answered 67 questions in 1 hour. on December 16th, 2007
porn.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on October 29th, 2007
Caskets. But I truly think it's only a matter of time.
by Patti jo on January 22nd, 2011
Puppies
by AnonymousGirl on July 9th, 2010
I would be surprised if Wal-Mart sold this movie ....
http://www.walmartmovie.com
by Tania Lue on December 1st, 2009
Vegemite! (An Australian Product)
http://aussiefavourites.com.au/cornershop/images/vegemite455.jpg
by Symbeline on December 1st, 2009
An old low rate video game that costs no less than 170 bucks.
by MissJu on December 1st, 2009
A private massage man
by off on December 1st, 2009
specialty clothing (formal wear)
by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on March 21st, 2008
I would happily pay for a parking space that is in the same zip code.
by Sgt. Widget will die from finals on March 21st, 2008
I can't help but think of the "The Mountie Song."
Mountie proclaims that he has a gun and isn't afraid to use it, American tourists say they have more...
M: Where do you keep that many guns?
AT: In our tank.
M: Your tank?
AT: We didn't just walk here.
M: But ... where would you get a tank?
AT: Wal-mart!
Other than tanks: clothing of good fit and quality, or social responsibility.
by Seraphim Shinobi on December 16th, 2007
uranium-235, prostitutes, life size models of me
by Vampyre Bat on December 16th, 2007
Red Worms...It's true. I wanted a pound for my worm composter/recycler. They sell Night Crawlers. Which are useless for composting. In fact red worms are better for fishing anyway.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on October 29th, 2007
peace of mind.
by Egico is now Egioz on September 17th, 2007
Puppies!
by thekingcobra63 on September 17th, 2007
Plutonium, live reptiles, and scuba diving equipment.
by ericscott on August 8th, 2007
Iron-on letters for t-shirts.
by TenSixths on October 15th, 2011
American made anything.
Where is the largest Walmart Supercenter?
by Answerbag Staff on August 16th, 2010
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Does Walmart have public fax machines?
by Answerbag Staff on July 25th, 2010
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Have YOU ever been the face of Wal -Mart
by ChelseaLee on January 16th, 2012
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Is home depot or lowe's owned by walmart?
by Answerbag Staff on July 22nd, 2010
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Retail positions @ Wal-mart & similar have been last-resort jobs for many workers. Will robots, other forms of automation threaten them?
by Running, Fall Up on January 16th, 2012
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Comments
haha
by SalientAlien on October 7th, 2006
Are you sure about the Kirby vacuum cleaners?
by Stableboy on October 7th, 2006
And friends. They don't sell friends! Thanks for the laugh Jodie
by LynfromNM on October 8th, 2006
What is this thing you call...vacuum cleaner?
by ptrask on October 12th, 2006
They do sell fresh fish.
by sayingitoutloud on October 15th, 2006
Who is to say that the aquarium fish aren't for eating?
by ptrask on October 16th, 2006
Actually, my local Walmart sells Koi. Carp (the generic version of Koi) are a staple food product in Japan.
by ptrask on October 24th, 2006
well where in the hell am i supposed to get an extra kidney than? f*uck! awesome answer jodie!!!
by zee-ster on August 8th, 2007
I agree, excellent answer. I would have said quality merchandise but yours is WAY better. And the Wal-Mart in New Iberia sells fresh fish and live lobster.
by unknown on August 8th, 2007
weird! i wouldn't have expected that, but you know how often i frequent the wal-mart these days...
by zee-ster on August 8th, 2007
Jodie, this is up there with my favorite answers ever. I just crack up every time I read it, so thanks!
by LynfromNM on August 8th, 2007
what lyn said!
by zee-ster on August 8th, 2007
That took some work!
by tomsims on August 8th, 2007
heritage bones, hope, the anachist's cookbook, blotter paper, crack pipes, temples, children, stumptown coffee beans, pluto, dynomite (?). not sure about that last one.
by zee-ster on August 8th, 2007
Fantastic answer! +6
by Voodoo on April 30th, 2008
Thanks, Voodoo:)
by Jodie44 on April 30th, 2008
Jodie did it again. how u doing? here is 6.
by john pennington on July 11th, 2008
you left out prostitutes.
by john pennington on July 11th, 2008
You left out quality products at the lowest prices!
by Anonymous on September 6th, 2008
You DR'd my answer -3 for THAT? Whatever <shakes head>
by Jodie44 on September 6th, 2008
69% + ratings given. Jack01 is a troll!!!
by Jodie44 on September 6th, 2008
LMAO thats funny
by hunter534 on March 29th, 2010
Bravo Jodie great laugh. Thanks!
by Bookishly on March 31st, 2010
I enjoyed your comment Lyn also about them not selling friends.
by Bookishly on March 31st, 2010
Well, yeah. But I'm pretty sure you can get all that shit at CostCo...
by SartreanBlowjob on May 4th, 2010
A+ Jodie44....This a great answer. Also, they don't sell your soul to the devil....but maybe they have sold their's!
by Starmaster on August 14th, 2010
How long did it take you to write this exactly?
by King Arthur Pendragon on September 22nd, 2010
I LOVE this answer!!
by BritneyMacD on December 5th, 2010
Such an epic answer.
by Andy on March 17th, 2011
Wonder if it would get into the record books? LOL!
by Bookishly on March 17th, 2011
Jodie44... that was back in the day. She's probably not still on here.
by SalientAlien on March 17th, 2011
I beg to differ.
by Brawl on April 2nd, 2011
i worked at Wal-mart for about a year and most of these are right except that they do sell pianos
by 383Corvette on May 30th, 2011
LMAO how long did it take to come up with your answers?
by Voice Of Reason on June 23rd, 2011
They sell Fog machines....so 'fog' doesnt count but they don't sell 'hacky sacks' :)
by ms_chuck.littles on August 11th, 2011