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"breakfast is ready!"
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Do you want more coffee? I'll get it for you.
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Your tattoo is now finished, I'll be in the tattooest's chair in about 9 1/2 hours for at least 3 1/2 hours or so, it's my 15th.
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NO! Take it! its only $200 you treat yourself to something nice, you deserve it! Make sure you spend it on yourself - okay?
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"Hello, Jodie. I'm giving you my personal fortune of fifty billion dollars. Use it to spread the love, Jode. Have fun and make a difference in peoples' lives." Now other than that, it'd be, "Hey! Here's some coffee!" LOL.
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you have brightened up my day.:)
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"I'm sorry Honey"
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good morning
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I love you
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You don't look a day over 50!
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"Nice boobs, Pocahontas."
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"The pizza's here!"
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"Here's your tax-free million-dollar check!"
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I love you too.
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I'd like a woman to approach me and say, "I offer myself to you to be your permanent sex slave for the rest of my life. I have no boundaries and no safeword."
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heres that cold beer and a cheese burger you wanted earlie, oh! and theres a deck chair.
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Well, I'd love for the Publisher's Clearing House people to come to my door and tell me I won 10 million dollars! Then I could pay off everything and take a nice vacation somewhere!
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Just kiss me and don't worry about what's going to happen next. I won't push you beyond that. (and honestly MEAN IT!)
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Ah this...
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i miss you and i love you.
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your not joking that is your.......dounut...my bad
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My flights in an hour, not Friday as planned :)
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"Does this shirt look too short for you"..said the nice c-cup sized milk made!
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Here, i bought you the biggest block of rich dark chocolate i could find, all for you!
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your BOOBBASTIC!
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WOuld you get off the computer and come to bed?.....my g/f has her own place and I hate not sleeping next to her.
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I love you and you're beautiful.
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i dont care about the distance. i love you and i want to be with only you.
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"here is some money for you sir. not just a small bundle, but a large bundle. here is a large bundle of money for you. Sir"
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