What is your worst drunk story?
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Ive told this one here before but here it goes again. Went to PC Florida for vacation. The last night there went to a bar..had about 8 shots of Jose and no telling how many beers. Danced on the bar with the bartenders..left the bar..sprained my ankle and was out of work for a whole week after that. Luckily I dont remember any of it.
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I ask this because a guy I know got really drunk the other night and I guess he had to go #2 so he did it out in the yard. Then he fell in it. And in the morning he was just kind of laying in the garage covered in his own shit. And he didn't even get in the shower when he was woken up by the owner of the house with a few kicks and angry yelling. He just put his shirt on and left. I thought that was really disgusting and was wondering if anyone could top it
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I had a christmas party like 10 yrs ago and i had about 5 long island ice teas.Well i dont remember any of it and i just remember falling out of the car and wobbling back to the couch at home.Well the next morning i went in to work still hammered and people were telling me i was dancing on tables and stuff. Well a few hours later there was a big crowd in the room and my boss was in there and they were joking about how drunk i was.SO he is like well it sounds like you had fun and all but i dont appreciate you fondeling on my mothers tits.I was so embarassed and everyone just looked at me like what the fuck.Well i wasnt sure if i should just walk out or go tell her im sorry so i went up there and talked to her.So i told her i was sorry and shes like ahhh ok. Well shortly after my boss comes up to me and was saying he was only joking and he is like here is 100 dollars.He was liek yeah it took allot of balls to tell my mom sorry and i really apreaciate it. It was the craziest thing and what made it even better is that no one knew he was joking.lol. Ill never forget it.
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