How about sleeping through class? you've already shown yourself to be irresponsible by going to the bar on a schoolnight, you might as well not go to school. Even if you do you'll not be an effective student, you'll just be tired an won't be able to pay attention very well.

Wow! It wasn't bothering you when you were at the bar! No, in fact, it was probably reason to laugh loud and party on, right? Didn't you make a conscience decision to stay out? This is the price you have to pay . . . Face your guilt and owe up to what you've done to yourself! Truth is, you aren't prepared for class anyway, so you've set yourself up with another excuse to skip class without having to admit you didn't study to prepare for the long day. If you aren't going to put your best self into educating yourself, stop wasting your teachers efforts, as well as your own time and money - or your parents money. If you think you're smart enough to go out into the world with what you think you already know, then go for it! But understand this much for real. This kind of behavior will not get you anywhere in the real world, especially without an education. You will be required to be at work. It won't be as easy as getting someone else's notes or doing extra work so the teacher cuts you a break. Sorry if this is rough, but maybe someone needs to tell you what you're pretending isn't true. Stop kidding yourself and get busy with meeting your goals. Take better care of yourself and get a little rest to do the best you can tomorrow.

Nevermind the stiffs. Some people (especially apple sellers) say eating an apple in the morning is a good way to make you alert and awake. I'm not sure if this is just a myth, but it will probably not hurt to try anyway. Something I always do after late nights is make sure I try and dress in something that wouldnt be like pajamas the next day for class. I'm less likely to feel sleepy if I'm wearing a belt, boots, collar shirts, etc. as opposed to a hoodie and sweatpants.

That's not "tomorrow", my good friend. That's "today". And you're indubitably fecked.

I'm sorry to hear about your dilemma. Maybe you can wake up and do a line of crystal meth. JK.