If you were a chicken would you cross the road and why?
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King of all squirrels in Squirreltown
ANSWERS: 19
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If I were a chicken, I probably would..because, apparently, it's expected of them.
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If I was a chicken I would stay in the chicken yard. I would hunt and peck my autobiography.
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yes, i would cross the road, and peck and scratch the crap out of whoever just turned me into a freaking chicken!!!!
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If you were a chicken would you cross the road and why? to find answers like why I was given wings but can't fly.
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only if i stole a car to get across.
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well, my chicken mom always asked me, "if all your squirrel friends crossed the road, would you do it too?" I always said no, but I was thinking yes!
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Yes to get away from the russians, Don't laugh its mean they're killing the kids and bombing the houses. Oh wait I thought it said chechyn. Sorry.
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Well, yes I would. I was told that there was a nude beach on the other side....and well I am trying to get rid of these tan lines!
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no I would be too busy laying eggs of course
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If I were a chicken I would cross the road just to prove to the possum it can be done.
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Yes I would cross the road. I would be trying to get away from that damn perverted farmer!!
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Well yeah, because I'd have the common sense about cars that the average chicken lacks. I'd probably still run away from people though.
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I have always gone against the current, so NO, I would not cross the road, just out of principle. :-)
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No I'd be scared
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because i left my cache of eggs on top of a lopsided fence,i was afraid they might fall and kill the babies!
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No, this *chick*-en has been on the cross roads too many times..I think I'd like to just settle on my nest somewhere now!
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so I could be the butt of millions of jokes.
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Hell no I'd be killed :)
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I'd cross to the center of the road... Sometimes you just gotta lay it on the line!
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