Hyperthetically, if i were to start a cult, how would i go about doing it?
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Luc Thiet Thuan
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Start your own wierd religion or wrap your sick twisted ideas around one that already exists. Then prey on weak minded people and VOILA!! YOU HAVE A CULT.
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If you want people to follow you .. you might think about correct spelling first .. not trying to be mean .. just saying ..
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http://www.fadetoblack.com/cultkit/
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What would be the following?
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Well, any good cult has to have something that will entice people to join it. Consider an ice cream cult. That would be very popular. Get it rolling with just a few friends at first and through word of mouth it will expand.
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By definition, all religions are cults. The largest and most widespread is Christianity, followed by Islam. So, I suggest you study up on Jesus and Mohammad and emulate them to the best of your ability. Actually, both Joseph Smith and Mohammad started out with angels that came to give them information to restore the true worship of Yahweh. I think you should start there. Proclaim that a powerful angel comes to you to reveal the divine truth of the universe to get the lost back on track and restore the true worship of Yahweh. Speak in parables about universal truths. Don't forget your theatrics; they are important. Roll your eyes backward or stare blankly straight ahead and mumble a few sentences of another language. For good measure, I think you should throw in something about tablets directly written and sent by Yahweh (worked for Moses and Joseph Smith...Smith's were golden, though, so maybe you should go for platinum...don't worry, your tablets never have to be found). If you could get something in there about the holy chocolate, your cult should rapidly grow.
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Hyperthetically, outstanding.
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First you need to learn how to hypnotize and/or brainwash people. The younger the better. Their minds are much more pliable and open to new ideas these days. lol
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