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The clean song by oscar brand. There was a young sailor who looked through the glass, And spied a fair mermaid with scales on her island Where seagulls fly over their nests She combed the long hair That over over her shoulders And caused her to tickle and itch. The sailor cried out, "There's a beautiful mermaid," A-sitting out there on the rocks, The crew came around a-grabbing their glasses And crowded four deep to the rail, All eager to share in this fine piece of news Which the captain soon heard from the watch. He tied down the wheel and he reached for his crackers And cheese which he kept near the door. In case he might someday encounter a mermaid He knew he must use all his wits Crying, "Throw out a line, we'll lasso her flippers And then we will certainly find If mermaids are better before or be brave My good fellows." the captain then said. "With fortune we'll break through her mermaiden" Heading to starboard they tacked with dispatch. And caught that fair mermaid just under her elbows And hustled her down below decks, Each took a turn at her feminine setting Her free at the end of the farce, She splashed in the waves landing flat on her... After a while one man noticed some scabs, Soon they broke out with the pox and the scratching With fury, cursing with spleen, This song may be dull but it's certainly clean!
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Bounce by S.O.A.D. - "just one pogo stick"
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Did you double "song" accidentally or are you really looking for songs about campfire songs? (In which case I don't recall any) As for regular campfire songs, we make our own variations of "row your boat" depending on what we're doing, can wind up being pretty hilarious... (Roast roast roast marshmellows, stab them with a stick, merrily merrily merrily merrily eat them till you're sick)
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"100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around - 94 bottles of beer on the wall. **You get the point.
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"Camp Tuckabatchee." Any Girl Scout or Campfire Girl from Lasalle County, Illinois, will remember it well.
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