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haha. thats a slightly odd question i'd say go for it
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What.... you had someething sliced off? SURGERY... dammit.
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What? I think I might need to buy a vowel first.
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Depends what limb...hopefully it wasn't the third leg:)
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Sure, you still have one good arm yo...
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No! She's not a very good doctor, sounds kind of flakey to me. Doesn't make a very good 'how we met' story.
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If you are in a relationship then she is no longer allowed to operate on you. Sounds like you must date her for your own self-preservation.
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Yeah , take her out and get her legless.
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Yes, but let her pay for dinner to make up for the 'incidence':-)
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No, she's obviously incompetent! On the other hand if you ever needed cauterization and she's THAT hot.....
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should i laugh at this? is the other one ok? is this fictional? i am so lost...
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Depends which limb...your dating days may be over...be more specific.
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You should shove your other remaining limb as far in her ass as it will go, literally. That's the only thing you should do.
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