Allright ladies and gentleman, the AB stripclub is finally open for business, whos showing up? Whos on stage? And whos tending the bar?
by 
Chris
ANSWERS: 100
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I'm so on the bar...drink the profits and watch the action without paying a penny!! :-)
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Im over here! to your left, im the topless waitress wearing the black silk hotpants - whats your order Sir?
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I am here. How do like my pasties? ( * )( * )
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Babe I'll do whatever I can work the pole or balance a tray of drinks You do pay under the table right?
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I will be the coatcheck gal or the bathroom matron. I don't want to see none of that stuff but I will watch your jacket or unclog the toilet for you.
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As a retired Accountant, I'm keeping track of the take and keeping the books..I'm in back! :)
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Damn! My thong is at the cleaners.
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I'd be more of the bouncer type.
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Very funny, Chris. I'll do whatever job gets me the most money and booze :-P
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I'd rather work in the kitchen making little nibbles and appetizers. And I have to wear clothes because I might fry bacon:-)
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I'll be the old pervy man sitting in the corner :D Just kidding, I'll work the bar (topless if you want but if I were you I'd discourage that)
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WOooooOT! ( + )( + ) Throw me up on stage or behind the bar! as far as drinks goes.... Let's take it out on trade LOL!
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I'm not sure if I'm big enough, but I would like to be bouncer. I'm small, but I'm feisty!
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What up Big C?, I'll bounce the door yo...
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I'll tend bar, sounds like your other bartender can't take his eyes off the stage. Besides, you don't want me on stage. LOL I make a mean Bloody Mary, my son calls them "Dragon Spit". There's not too many drinks I don't know how to make.
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I'll be the DJ.
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Chris tends bar obviously. I'm a patron and I get lap dances "on the house" from LeeLee, Nursey and Sweet T intermittently whilst my crunk juice keeps coming and yes we can roll 'em up and smoke them here. Lots of the other AB honeys are employed there. I also help bar back. Did I think this was all free. I don't think the owner would appreciate that. I serve basic mixed drinks and work the beer tap.
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Hahaha! This sounds like fun! I'm raiding the piggy bank and will be on my way!
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I'll be the creepy guy at the back in the trench coat with the ill intentions.
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Hey look! She's "paying for college" by grinding her coochie on that guy's boner tent. Yeah, that's me alright.
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O_o!! OOOOOOOOOOooooo! I am so in! Should I wear latex or lace? Im gonna dance my booty off! lol!
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I'm the guy who walks up behind the guy with a lot of dollars, so i can get a lot of "Free" views.
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I'll be the secret bouncer with Nelson. No one will suspect the guy driving the scooter is 6'-9" when he stands, and has DEADLY aim with his cane! Besides, the crow-boot I'm wearing can cause considerable damage to an instep and toes, if necessary. (Think removable cast... hard plastic...) Nelson, you'll probably have to manhandle them out, but I will make sure they're as subdued as possible. Besides, this is Chris' club... We don't REALLY expect that much trouble, except from a few trolls, do we? ;-) [EDIT] Looks like you have to door and main floor covered... I'll take the surround balcony... Fewer people there to run into with my scooter... BTW: What are we counting as illegal here besides trolls?
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I will have no part in such degradation! I will be out front with picket signs about biblical verses that denounce drunken foolishness.
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I'll play bartender :)
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I think i may be under-aged. :S Hopefully the one running the show would let me in through the back door. :P
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Sit down right there, and let me dance for you! Im in love with a stripper
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You forgot the door person to collect the cover and weed out the poser minors...I'm on it!
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Aris and I will take turns with the DJ. We do lots of classic rock and hard, grinding blues.
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I got a leather man thong and can dance a pretty mean robot. Of course I would need about 5 martinis first. Oh and whoever put that IOU in my thong last time needs to pay up, I gots pole classes to pay for! This isn't a charity!
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Oh yay! I'm in too! I'll take my shirt off and dance with all those who don't really have anyone to dance with. Ladies and gentlemen alike, here I come.....wwhheeee Yes - I'm doing something for my community! Just keeping a balance here and making sure EVERYONE is getting their money's worth!
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Bah, I'll be waiting in the hotel room. XD Ahem, I can serve drinks and chips, too. :)
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Ah, what the heck...just play some good music and give me free drinks and I may get up on stage :)
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Im on stage, celebrating! Getting crunk! Turn the music up! Im free!
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... read my profile ... I'm applying for "stage security" ...
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I'll be wearing the gorilla suit, serving drinks and checking out what these Answerbaggers are REALLY like. :)
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LOL I can be all three ROTF!!!!!!!! at the same time!!
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I'm still a licenced electrician and have DJed a few times so I'll sign up for the tech crew :)
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I wanna be a dancer ! ever since I was a little girl ! *sighs*
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Since I have since hung my thong up, I will tend bar.
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I'm down to put on a show.
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Just this once,we'll let our girls do Full Contact Lap Dances!!!
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I just dusted off my cowboy boots and found my cowboy hat......put a nickel in the juke box..........play L17 I want to be a cowgirl!!!!!!!!!!! Look out boys....the bull whip is real!!!!!!!!
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well i'm on stage but I'm head lining so i'll be on at midnight for my staring role. i dont do lap dances for just anyone...only VIP
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Are you still hiring? Seeking position as Set/Stage Designer. I have nil experience. But fast learner. And team player.
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Well...I do have experience bartending.
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i'll do whatever's needed, except for cleaning the champagne room/bathrooms. hell, i'll even get up on stage if there's a demand for male strippers ;)
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I'm on stage (maybe).
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This is a club, I am here to earn!
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I'm so there...I have no problem serving drinks as long as I still get to enjoy the shows!:)
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I'll run the dj booth!
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Excuse me do the dancers accept change is so i will be a customer.
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claire from heroes,the alson twins,paris hiton,carmon electra,and jessica simpson and hayley from paramore
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oops put my comment in the wrong box,sorry
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Oops, my bad!!
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I got the flair so i will bartend:)!
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I'll be the Resident Lush. Occasionally, shaking my shit on stage just for the hell of it! But mostly hanging out with the regulars telling dirty jokes.
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Can I make drinks? I'll learn how to make everything possible! We may need high speed net so I can look some stuff up...
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Someone should put on some random quotes from porno movies! (Not that i watch those *WINK WINK*)
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Well, this fur is attached. I shed some fur in summer, but that is the best I can do. I will happily tend bar, though.
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I'm on the stage with the drum's, just waiting on the band. There alway's late :(
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I can do the splits on the pole...can I wear a mask? I'm very shy.
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I'll draw the draft at the bar. Don't know many fancy drinks but I can really make they strong.
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i'm bar tending!!!
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I wasn't a member of AB when it opened. The building is no longer there--looks like it burned down. I checked the newspaper and it said noone was there when it burned, thank goodness. I looked at Chris's profile and found out about the opening.
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Back in business after a brief closure. nice place you've got here.
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I brought some friends.LOL
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I claim the stage!! i may not be tending the bar but i sure will be attending the bar :)
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I've got the bar covered. I'm not one for dancing. I'll leave it to the club owners to pick my uniform, though ;)
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I'll be one of the bouncers
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Ill Put Nursey, ImaginMeAndYou, and Samanthia loves her minions on the stage! I'd watch that!
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You still hiring? I'll work one of those poles on the stage AND then go to the VIP room. Trust me, they'll be coming back to the club for more.
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I'll bounce em trolls out the door!!
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Throw me up on stage ! :) Watch out guys, we girls are here to stay!
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I'm taking a break from bouncing and I volunteer to bring drinks and refreshments to the lady dancers;)
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I'll be there on stage! And I will be giving you something to drink too, but I am not the bartender! :o)
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Im just gonna chill and wait for a lap dance :)
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Dude has none thought of this before?Who's gonna clean the mess after the party?I'll do it for you if you let me watch the show from the backdoor :). ( you know i'm underaged so i can't come from the front -_-)
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i think i know why the Indians did rain dancing now... i will be there but there is only a slight drizzle forecasted... sorry ladies but i will be back later
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Is that... is that Richard Simmons?
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I'll keep the cops away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaOdUHlMUgg&feature=related
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I will tend the bar I'll keep the drinks coming =)
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It all depends,, Is it a topless bar or totally nude ;p
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I'll go for the stage if i can have a margarita :)
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yeah, i'll show up;) I'm going straight to the bar!
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I used to dance a teeny weeny bitty
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I'll be a waitress..oo nice uniforms..miniskirts and heels!
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i'll be the pole
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I'll work the Bar Any-one who works at The Answerbag strip club can have free drinks and niblets. Now, Who's up for Magarita's.
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I'll be the guy managing the floor. I'm a people person, so anywhere around the clients is where I'll be.
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I'll be the person that cuts up the orange slices, lemons, limes, puts the cherries in the little trays, etc.
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Can I be the thong? Wait, can I answer a question with a question? but, then I really didn't. So, I must have questioned the answer with a question? WAIT! I got it; I questioned a question with a question! Right? My head hurts.
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Depending who the barmaid is, I'd like a Screaming Orgasm.
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damn! i totally missed out on the party this summer & fall. but im here now to turn up the heat on the stage this winter. this girl is feeling superfreaky & off the hook! uh...do you mind helping me loosen this corset before i go up on stage chris? im spilling out and its a little hard for me to breathe... {heavy panting}
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Gucci Babe has a little wild side and I hear your paying cash lol, so sign me up:)
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I'm Here better late than Never;)!! What needs to be done;)
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I'll be taking tips for "extra" favors
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Lizizhere, cashier to take the money at the door & tips for the vip room door
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this sounds fun... but are there lessons for the newbies?
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I'll tend to the bar. Call me Quality Control!
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