If you were in an infomercial what would you be selling?
by 
Andy Ninja Is Wicked Back To Work
ANSWERS: 13
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Something purple that rhymes with song :)
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I have a toilet load of Atheist Bibles that I gotta dump fast! Please, people- just buy one book and you get a lifetime supply of Long Dong John's purple penis butter for dance poles! :(
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Aside from my soul, I couldn't tell you.
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I would sell something that was absolutely useless, but with enough drama and excitement that people wouldn't be able to resist it. Something similar to this, probably:
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The Gazelle. Look at how much fun they're having!
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Oh, I'm bringing back the Clapper!
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I'd have a "Feed the Penguins" infomercial with Sarah McLaughlin and Noah Wyle as Spokespersons;) G and I can always use some extra grocery money;)
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Life alert. Those ones crack me up. All senior citizens should have life alert!
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Adult Toys. I'm going to need an assistant.
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Zombie defense books! At least, the infomercial would be entertaining to watch.
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