What would you do if your s/o approched you w/ a list of demands of how s/he expects you to behave or cater to their needs?
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snakelover
ANSWERS: 22
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Find the door and walk out of it. I don't "do" demands.
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Lightly braise it for them to eat!!!
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Drop them like a bad habit and use the list for TP
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OR come up with a list of your own and see how the s/o likes it.
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I would leave them this reminds me too much of the old phrase "I love you your perfect, now change"
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I would start writing up my list and say bitch get in that kitchen.
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I would probably just look at it and laugh....Then I would realize they were serious and laugh even harder.
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Laugh.
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I would tell him to 'approach' the paper shredder and watch me while I show him what I think of the list. I can't believe he did this to you!!
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If that is the way that he/she would like to communicate with you, then I would start my own "list". Clearly outline the behavior that you expect from them, and list exactly how they will meet YOUR needs as well.
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I'd probably laugh and tell her to get back into the kitchen. Before I get lambasted for being misogynistic, I am of course joking.
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Though my first reaction would be one of offense, I would read the list carefully and take what she wrote to heart. Then I would wonder why she had to go to the extreme to write a note instead of just talking it through with me. This would lead me to believe that we are having a communication problem. On my own time (alone) I'd read each item on the list and determine how easy it would be for me to make those changes. I would then prepare my thoughts on each item and then sit down and have a talk with my S/O about her demands and why she felt she needed to list these instead of just talking it through like an adult.
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I would laugh and ask if he was serious.
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Probably die from laughter. But first, I'd make sure to print up a bunch of "You want it when?" posters and put them all over the house.
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It's never been put on paper! Hahaha!
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He did that once... I still have the email. I laughed and told him what I thought of it...
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In the "old days" I probably would have considered changing myself to conform to those demands, and apologized to my S/O for not being who and what they wanted. Stupid. Nowadays, I'd probably read the list out of curiosity, and consider any "demands" that I thought were somewhat reasonable. As for the others, I'd simply tell my s/o "Um, yeah... not happening." If someone isn't happy with me the way I am... well, there's the door.
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Laugh my __________ a^s off!!!!!!
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Laugh. Assess validity and question whether I really wanted to be with this person. I think that is what i would do, if I had one.
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Run like hell!
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That would be so out of character for my boyfriend to the point that I might just burst out laughing and ask him if he was serious.
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This is the funniest question I've read in some time...........List of Demands on how one is to behave. GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
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