Funny while painting clouds Funny while carrying refrigerators Funny while wearing polka-dotted socks

1) change your username to "funny" (I know, that's not very funny) Alternatively: change your username to "very funny" 2) "1. Be bold. There’s nothing that kills humor more than being shy. If you are using discretion, there’s room for humor almost anywhere, including your Bible study group or corporate boardroom. 2. Humor is, in part, about telling people what they want hear but would never actually say. For example, very few people would talk about light-hearted public bathroom embarrassments. It is amazing how far you can go, even at a church function, and remain “Family Rated.” 3. Learn from others. Know someone who’s really funny? Watch them carefully. Also, check out the sitcoms on TV. There, you will find both well scripted and improvised humor, including exaggerated facial expressions and body movements that reinforce the words or theme being used. Sitcoms are great at turning life into something surreal and funny. They take minute details of life and blow them up until you can see how funny they are. Ever watched Mr. Bean?" Source and further information: "Top Ten Ways to Be Funny" http://halife.com/speakers/funny_ways.html 3) Further information: - "How To: Be Funny" http://uk.askmen.com/fashion/how_to/57_how_to.html - "How To Be Funny: 20 Tips and Ideas" http://ezinearticles.com/?How-To-Be-Funny:-20-Tips-and-Ideas&id=446725 - "How to be Funny" http://www.freshyarn.com/3/essays/negron_funny.htm

make witty remarks about current political situations. "Barak Obama, more like I Rocked His Mama". make witty remarks about current foreign affairs. "So i hear that our troops are pulling out of Afghanistan - Bush found out that the WMDs were actually just cigar shadows from the General's cigar" Be naturally amusing/charming and make jokes based on things that just happened. for example, i had a very unattractive prostitute (i think) make a suggestive gesture at me at 10am on a monday, so when i was telling people about it i decided to turn it into a "could only happen on a monday morning" story :) using other peoples jokes may get a few chuckles, but if that's all you have, people will soon stop laughing.