ANSWERS: 6
  • funny bunny
  • If it were blonde, I would say it would be a dizzy blonde.
  • "I never thought I would ever meet another fan of Harry Nillson, allow me to splain' to the uninitiated. In 1919 the best and brightest the Royal Irish Constabulary had to offer were poking through some furniture with their bayonets in order to prove that hand granades were being hid there. One of the troops asked the lady in charge of the place "When is your husband gonna' be back?", the woman as willing to give information as she was responded with "Why is a mouse when it spins?". The dude would have spent the better part of a month finding an answer for that, but the woman saved him the trouble by giving him the answer. Why is a mouse when it spins? The higher the fewer. What the fuck does that mean? Allow me to edumacate ya'll. Confronted with ones own conformed mindset, in the event of having to deal with the misgivings of it, a comically chaotic response is often called for. Now you kinda' know how Monty Python got their kick. If presented with a stupid pointless question like "Is it summer already?" one may feel obligated to respond with "They have hit summer, with a bus.". Idiots will no doubt take this riddle, and gaze with head held high at the people who wonder about it. Then give the answer to the riddle, as a means of making them seek an answer that is not there. Never be afraid to answer "I don't fucking know" when they ask, then say "Huh? Well no shit." after they give the answer, and then forget about it doing something else." Source and further information: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/277288/3
  • Then it's a Hareball
  • mentally ill
  • read the first quote in the second post on this thread: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=125315

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