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by jackattack on May 21st, 2008
1. Actually, an apple a day won't keep the doctor away
2. Eternal youth does not come from a fountain, it comes from a 4 speed blender
3. Do unto your body as you wish it would do unto you
4. A power lunch should feed your metabolism, not your ego
5. Your body is a temple, littering is strictly prohibited
6. Forget french fries. Super-size your immune system
7. Friends don't let friends drive thru
8. A nutritious meal should fit your lifestyle and your cupholder
9. It's true, certain vitamins help you see more things. Like your great, great grandchildren for instance
10. There will be no dessert until you finish drinking your vegetables
11. Forget chemistry, better living through straws
12. Partying all weekend can take a lot out of you. Namely, beta carotene, magnesium, and vitamin B
13. You are not in a sprint, you are in a marathon
14. Fresh soup comes from fresh vegetables. Not aisle 4
15. Life experiences are like quarters. You lose both when you're sitting around on the couch
16. Your body didn't evolve millions of years just to be thanked with an order of cheese fries
17. You will pay for your sins. However, you will not pay full price
18. There are 5 major food groups. Lattes and scones is still not one of them
19. Trust us, there's nothing happy about a happy meal
20. Good things come to those who wait. For toasters.
21. See what nutrient boosts can do for a company's performance
22. We're just as dedicated to your financial well-being
23. Trust us. There is nothing to love about love handles
Is it proved and true that juices we buy are virtually without life as they are pasteurized and extremely heated?
by f f on February 28th, 2011
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Could it be that the girl in the commercial only chooses juicy juice because the other choice is lamely named 'juice drink' - ?
by John-El on August 7th, 2010
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Do you prefer orange juice or grapefruit juice?
by jjpark on December 31st, 2011
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Does Jamba Juice have energy drinks?
by XT on July 17th, 2010
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Which vegetables combination juice is good for cleansing liver ?
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on January 13th, 2011
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