some of us are so hevenly that we fart fairy dust' i sell mine by the ounce ! do you want to buy some ?

Grind em up after letting them dry thoroughly

Go to any shop that sells Wiccan things. (or maybe you're local 'craft' store....) It's glitter, marked "Fairy Dust". :)

Shake out a (tinkerbell's) queer's shoes.

One goes to the shadiest corner in town and finds the angel dust man and orders some "tinkerbell."

well..first you'll need a flashlight,some duct tape, a feather and some honey..... oh wait this is totally the wrong question I'm answering

After a spring rain, look at the sparkles inside the raindrops on flowers. Bottle them up, wait for the water to evaporate and sprinkle the "empty" bottle over whatever requires the sprinkling.

A spanking usually does the trick and a good time is had by all! http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll49/rpwdh/thTinkerbellSpank.gif

Perhaps you were able to view a Discovery Channel program called "How Domestic Fairy Dust is Made". In the first phase of production special dust bunnies are carefully selected for their density and peculiar clumping qualities. They are separated and fed for 5 months with fresh organic oxygen until they are just large enough to escape detection by scientifically modified brooms and vacuum cleaners. Then they are carefully collected by a doting grandmother while searching for a child's missing sock. The particles are then combined with other dust bunnies from curtains, sofa cushions and mirrors to form optimal clusters. The latent phase begins after all the dust particles have been collected and the collected material is tossed in a cobwebbed corner of a garage not far from a water heater. After about two years particles of plant fertilizer are added as a bag rips on the corner of the car door and spills on the dust collection. Again this dust/fertilizer mix remains dormant until July of the next year where it comes into accidental contact with pirated pyrotechnic material. In the final phase it is accidentally tested while attempting to light a resistant gas grill using a fast burning match. If a fallen match doesn't give you the results your looking for you can always procure sizable quantities through the yellow pages under BS Imports.

How To Make Fairy Dust

marshmellows :) plenty of marshmellows ;)

On the 12th day of the 12 month in the 12th minute of the 12th hour may one procure fairy dust from the local fairy emporium...

http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm308660.html

Grind up Liberaci's bones...?

Little known fact..Unicorns are the ones that help humans in this endeavor..so you have to be Unicorn-friendly and not one of those who wishes to harm them or capture them or imprison them..once a Unicorn knows for sure that you are worthy (that would take a very long detailed list of traits to let you know what is required to be "worthy")..then the Unicorn will take you to the Fairy Dust production center and stay with you so that the Fairy Dust Commander can be assured that you are a friend..you will receive the Fairy Dust but you must promise to never ever divulge how you got it. Then the Unicorn will escort you to your destination! :) Moral? Be kind to all Unicorns along the way! :)

part your butt cheeks and blow

Gotta sell Fairy Weed for awhile before they let you in to that circle

Duh! You have to wait for a unicorn to fart!

Get a job cleaning house for a Fairy. Anything that clings to your duster is yours. ;)

You're going to need a mouse trap and some steel wool.

On a full moon, I place an empty vial inside of a fairyhouse that is in my garden. The next day, I collect it and it is always filled with the most beautiful fairy dust you've ever seen! I have several fairies living in my garden and they enjoy my fairyhouse, it makes a nice resting place when they are tired. If you are interested, take a look at my website: http://www.magicfairygarden.com/13012/62482.html

well you go to Pixie Hollow and talk to a guy named Terrence he's the keeper of fairy dust lolz