What would you say if you discovered an alligator in the back seat of your car?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 23
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I shoulda had a V-8!
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I think I would be speechless.
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I wouldn't say anything. I'd GTFO ASAP.
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how ya doin
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I'd name it Pinkerton, put a bow on its head, and take it for a walk when I got home.
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Finally I can have that matching pair of alligator shoes and belt!
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"Do you have a 20 on you"?.....think about it:)
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curse random words while i get the heck out of my car
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I'll be back with someone from the animal shelter, after I change my underwear.
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Wow! That was some flood.
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I would say 'see ya later alligator', tune the radio to Crocodile Rock and sit wondering where the hell I got a car from
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I'd think I must have driven farther than I'd thought..
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Freak out. Alligators scare me.
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Wonder if it was really an alligator.. I mean maybe it's really a crocodile?... You can't always tell at first glance..now which one has the longer snout of the two...?
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AAAARGGGGGGGHHHH! *swerves off road into swamp, which is also filled with alligators, BTW*
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Cool! alligator skin seats!
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"Get out now, if you don't want to be my next pair of boots."
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'crikey!!' :) though, that was more crocodiles...:)
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I would ask him where he would like for me to take him. I love gators.
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I'd say, "Hello Champagne Charlie, Hearst has been looking for you for a long time!"
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"How'd you get out of the trunk?"
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I'd start screaming.
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Take him where he needs to go then say "Later gator." :D
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