Can you change a proverb to make it humorous? (for example: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man grouchy, with blood shot eyes.")
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Not really a proverb, and not original, but I had to think of Rowan Atkinson as priest in "Four Weddings and a Funeral": In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat.
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Cleanliness is next to obsessive compulsiveness
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Curiosity killed the cheating spouse
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Don't cut off your nose to improve your face
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Jack of all trades, master of knomes
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Like father like...mailman
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Man cannot live by bread alone Man cannot breed by head alone
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the stew.
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There's always the oldie. Do unto others before they do unto you.
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My mom told me, when I was 7 or 8, the REAL way this rhyme goes: Early to bed, early to rise, And your girl goes out with other guys.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off for a year.
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He who hesitates, is chicken shit. A bird in the hand means another great victory for beer goggles. A journey of a thousand miles starts with one small step, but taking the train would be a more intelligent alternative.
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Where there's a will, there's a murdered grandparent
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You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
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You can't win them all....unless you're SGTseanzie
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss, unless it rolls through maple syrup first
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A nod's as good as a wink to a bobble head.
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The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be. The longer the night lasts, the more your bill will be... :O
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1. Absence makes the heart go wander 2. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. AND This one isn't changed but I just love it! 3. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Sometimes things like that are correct. But i don't think you can do that with, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". if you did it would sound like, "A bird in the hand is silent whereas the birds in the bush make music."
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