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Cotton Hill: "I remember my principle meanest son of a bitch god ever put on one leg. He'd put both his hands on his desk and swing his leg at you.Then when you'd stand there surprised you where kicked by a one legged man,he'd bite you."
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Yep, Yep , Uh hu ,bill starts crying lol
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"Occupied." --Hank, when Peggy walks in while he's on the toilet
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"Damn you, you dirty mexican banana!!!"
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IT'S GONNA ESPLODE!- bobby hill Or basically anything dale has ever said
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Hank: [to the too-cool rockin youth pastor] Don't you understand, you're not makin Christinaity bettter; you're just makin Rock-n-Roll worse.
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Hank-"Luann, take that off (a french maid costume) and for God's sake don't leave it where Bobby can find it!"
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That dag-on CK One is just like catnip (Boomhower (sp))
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Boomhower: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. Peggy Hill: Ugh, she is giving me the heebiest of jeebies. Hank Hill: Bobby, we've never talked about this before, but some day, I'm going to die. And when that happens, *then* you can go to cooking school.
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From the Y2K show: Knan - 'Stupid rednecks, everyone knows TP is for wipey wipey.'
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"If you werent my own son Id hug you"
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Kahn: [the Hills have lit a stack of toilet paper on fire] Hey, hillbillies, those not logs. They for wipie-wipie.
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Dale (Discovering Kahn's mother will be visiting): Huh, Kahn has parents....I always pictured some sort of a tube situation with him.
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Hank (after seeing Bobby sewing a cheerleader's uniform): There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!
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Hank: "What the hell kind of a country is this when you can only hate a man if he's white?"
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There are so many it is hard to narrow it down to just one.
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"once month a woman gets mad at everything that everything is men, its like a tire fire bobby the more you try to help the worse it gets best thing to do is grab a beer sit back and let it burn"----Hank Hill
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"I tell you what!"
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"He can't dodge a bullet!" or anything Dale says....
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Peg, I'm trying to control an outbreak, and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
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Dale (Talking to Hank) I'm gonna take your blood and replace it with my rabies infested blood and gain your knowledge of propane and propane accessories and take over the world!! Dale (talking to Bill) Bill!! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing?! That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you!! You're part of a twelve-headed Jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!
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Propane! he says that in every episode!! LMAO!
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Furry bastard! -Hank Bee by bee, bee by bo, bee by bicky by bicky by bo! -Dale Untah the queen. -Dale
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