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"what the fuck, dude? no." after that, our relationship would be much different, but i'd still treat him the same. i thrive on awkwardness...
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i'd say 'im fed up not hard up
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This sounds like it was based on a true story....
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I'm pretty sure I would never allow that situation to happen to begin with.
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"Do I look like a prostitue to you?" "Is furniture in the hallway your trap to lure pretty girls into your apartment and offer money for sex you sick person?" "You really need a different outlet to your obvious intense amount of horniness." "How about you ask 'Jill'" (your hand) I would have been freaked out, I would NEVER want to see him ever again! Creepy!
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I'd say "I already have one asshole in my pants, I don't need another one".
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If he lived in Reno I'd tell him to check-out fourth street that's where the hookers hang,hope you get an STD as well as sex!
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Hell,no!and don't bother me anymore.
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No...I don't want the sex but I will take the money....give me lots!
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You say "No thanks, I'd rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a spoon".
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Well if you like them, say yes. If you don't say buzz off!
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Kick him in the nuts, then take his money.
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Say 'You're sick', simple. Don't overdo it because you're in the neighbourhood and don't want anybody to hold a grudge against u. Just ignore him afterwards if you did meet him again.
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SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!then call the cops then SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I'd pull out my cell phone (if I had one), start dialing 911 while saying "I don't know. Let me ask my father, the cop, what he thinks."
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