If you wanted to be realy mean, how would you name your kid?
by 
DJ_Kremlin
ANSWERS: 25
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"Goober" "Thumbalina"
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Boy = Sue Girl = Tom
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Adolph Jesus Musselini. :o)
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Well, I actually do know a woman named Klitia, which ... yeah, wow. Is pretty bad.
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Lance Boil. (Gross name. XD)
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Needledick McButtfucker
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Dick little
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Suck Face
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Adolph Jesus Musselini Husein Bush Stalin!
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Russell sprout.
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Farty McBooger Pants or Gregford McPoop
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These are actual names Chickenbone Robinson Chlamidia and Syphillis (twin females) Theresa Brown (say it out loud) Richard Head This and That (male twins)
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Gordon Bennett
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CNN reports that Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii has been made a ward of the court by family court Judge Rob Murfitt. He blasted parents for saddling children with embarrassing names, telling the New Zealand Press Assocaition, "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap." lol!
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With a name that is similar with their last name. ie- Thomas Thomas, William Williams, Robin Robinson. That's the worst.
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Spud Bruce Bertha Bernice Morgana Dick Moby Gorbie Grettle
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(http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10523288) I think naming one's child 'Number 16 Bus Shelter' would do the trick.
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Jenna Talia Dixon Hand Craven Moorehead Dixie Normous Emma Lusa Ima Horr Jack Cass Phil McCraken Stacy Rhect Wendy Bottom
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Dick. Hitler. Hussein.
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I would never been mean in naming a child, but my son went to school with two children with horrible names: Shithead and Placenta.
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Harry Dick
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Upside down face
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Heidi D'Salami Pickle Licker Luv Tabone Stinky McUnderoos
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Ima Gaye (good for boy or girl)
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"High" or "Low", my last name is Price. Tag would be messed up on forms with last name first. I have seen a man named Anus, heard a PA for Donnald Duckford, a friend's friend named her daughter Placenta because "it's a pretty word" then there is the common practice which I had to grow up with that is nothing but a pain in the butt, naming a child after a parrent. when the child nears adult hood and either gets a phone call you end up having to ask "which one" and when they leave they can not fill out a change of address form because they will get their dads mail.
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