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Q. What do you call a Hippo in Urgent Care? A. Hippo-critical
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already told her twice. (It doesn't get much worse)
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A joke I heard last year on holiday Q: Why did the priest fall off the donkey? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him This joke actually made me laigh harder than I have ever laughed before. It was the way it was delivered more than anything.
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A man goes into a barbers shop and says "Make my hair like Micheal Jackson" and he falls asleep in the chair. When he wakes up hes completly bald and he says "Micheal doesnt look like this" so the barber says "He would if he came here." Oh I've got another!! Whats grey and cant climb trees? Car Parks!
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Two guys walk into a bar ... the third ducks ...
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I walked into a bar, said "ouch"! It was an iron bar!
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question: what’s green and skinny and smells like pork answer: kermit’s finger
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Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy, RUN! There. That's a terrible joke. It's funny, though.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that only goes one way? A: A stick.
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What do you call a nun rolling down a hill? A holyroller. (my godmother's a nun, so I hope she doesn't read this - Sis, I didn't make this up)
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