What would be your favorite way to kill a zombie? (Not movie zombies, but Max Brooks' zombies)
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Set up a bunch of propane tanks and make it like a trap wait...wait..shoot the tank...dead! That would be kick ass!
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With a cash register.
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I'm thinking, maybe Jazz music.
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Anything from the sporting goods store.
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Clearly the best answer is the one that completely destorys the brain of the zombie in the most complete manner with the least risk to self and the least sound/notice drawn to self for perpetuated safety. In my opinion, water baloons full of acid. Hit them in the head from a balcony and the zombie head melts right off and the only sound made is the sound of the balloon hitting the zombie. It could have come from anywhere :)
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Well when actively hunting them a box canyon trap with shrapnel filled shaped charges at head height would be good. When defending a position the ramped or partially broken stairway gives the ability to pick them off while not being sorely pressed. My favorite recreational way to kills zombies? Three words. Zombie dynamite fishing.
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Chain to a chair and make it watch re-runs of The Jonatan SDiverman Show, with no dcaying meat until it eats it's own brain.
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screwdriver to the ear lol naw, id get my guitar and shred their faces off hopefully melting the brain simultanesouly. or i would snipe from a high position, really relaxing.
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Rape it.
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Whichever way allows me to splatter its brains all over.
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A rifle shot to the head from a *preferably suppressed scoped rifle from quite a distance away. Basically, a guaranteed kill without having to get too close for comfort and without drawing any undue undead attention.
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