I don't' suffer from insanity, i enjoy every moment of it.

To drink, or not to drink. That is NOT a question;)

Sarah Palin-Obama.

Platypus...proof that God smokes pot.

More cowbell!

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The funniest thing I can think of right off the top of my head was that I overheard a phone conversation at the corner store tonight and a little girl was on the phone and she said, "I crap you out?" and laughed and laughed and then said "I crap you out daddy" and her mother looked at her in horror and said, no you crack him up pumpkin, crack him up.... "Ohhh," the little girl says... "I crack you out daddy, that's funny"

so how long do you think Mccain had to practice saying "my friends" before he got it right?

Ya knee ha choo. Shto tea grovnia doo rock ya ha choo spats...hahahahah....oooooo coc de vrodnia....de vrodnia...;_ Sorry, it looses it's funnyness in english translation. And that WAS the funniest thing I can think of. ;....DA?

On the movie mallrats when Brodie gave that guy the stink hand,when you stick your hand between your butt crack and then shake their hand, and they don't know you did it.

Everything I say is true. Punch yourself in the face, it will feel good. .......What have we learned? =P Also, a joke: A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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