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If it looks like a monkey, talks like a monkey, acts like a monkey... it's probably a politician.

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Not just any loser can be president, you have to be related!

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That we need to encourage everyone who is old enough to register to vote, and actually go out and do it!

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1-complete mess is not that hard to make. 2-having a "woman" like Ms. condy will make it go faster. 3-no matter what you have done to the world, your daddy will fix it again and you can play with it next day. 4-some of us are still under evolution process but it's too slow.

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If you're President, read the terrorist reports.

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You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

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Moms who drink while they're pregnant shouldn't tell their kids they can grow up to be President.

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Those who don't agree with your political views can be quite hateful and vitriolic.

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Sniffing glue really does cause brain damage.

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That presidential hopefuls might do well to read "The Prince" by Niccolo Machiavelli.

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